DISCLAIMER: I own none of the characters in this fic!  Don't sue.

SUMMARY: This takes place in Harry's first year.  The rest is self-explanatory.  I hope you enjoy it!  Please R&R

Dear Mum,

            Ron has a girlfriend.  Just thought you aught to know about the odd things your youngest son has been doing with some girl in a broom closet.

                                    Your loving son,

            Fred

PS: Please send fudge

Dear Mum,

            Fred is a liar.  Disregard his letter entirely

                                    Your youngest son,

            Ron

PS: Send me fudge too!

Dear Mum,

            Fred and Ron have been doing inappropriate things with some floozy in empty classrooms.

                                    Your concerned son,

            George

PS: If they get fudge I want fudge!

Dear Mum,

            George is a liar!

                                    Your truthful sons,

            Fred and Ron

PS: Give George no fudge!

Dear Mum,

            Just thought you should know your three idiot sons have been spending an awful lot of time behind a tapestry of Dumbledore with a rather cute Ravenclaw fist year.

                                    Your dear son,

            Percy

PS: Remember, I'm your favorite, more fudge for me!

Dear Mum,

            Don't give Percy any chocolate, as he's the one who stole our girlfriend!

                                    Your three irritated sons,

            Fred, George, and Ron

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Dear Mum,

            It has come to my attention that George and Fred have been sending you strange letters, using not only their own names, but also Ron's, and mine as well.  Please disregard them entirely!

                                    Your loving son,

            Percy