One morning Caillou wanted to go to the store, to by a new swiss army knife to MURDER his neighbours with. "I WANNA GO TO THE FUCKING STORE!" He whined. "SHUT THE HELL UP! JESUS CHRIST! WHY DON'T YOU PLAY WITH SOME FUCKING LINKIN LOGS, OR SOMETHING ELSE?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!"

Yelled caillou's dad. "NOOOOO! LINKIN LOGS ARE FOR FUCKING RETARDS! FUCK YOU! BULLSHIT FUCK, FUCKK, FUCK YOU FAGGOT HEAD!" Screamed caillou. Caillou began having a tantrum, and was screaming random swear words, which soon faded to gibberish. " CALM THE FUCK DOWN OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH A FUCKING BROOMSTICK AND SPANK YOUR ASS RED UNTIL THERES NOTHING LEFT TO SPANK!"

yelled Caillou's dad, "you know what? FUCK you. GO TO YOUR FUCKING ROOM AND NEVER RETURN. FUCK YOU CAILLOU." Caillou went to his room. He reached under his bed and pulled out a grenade. Then, Caillou went into his parent's room, to blow the piss out of the place. Suddenly, he had a plan to steal all their money first. Caillou opened the fucking drawers, and inside he didn't find any money. He pulled out the one thing in there. A CUSTOM MADE. HAND CRAFTED. DILDO. "What the fuck is this pussy?!" He whispered. he turned it around. he found a button on the back. so he pressed it, suddenly, it started vibrating. "yes. YES! CAILLOU LIKES THIS! YYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!" Caillou cried. He began searching through all the drawers, finding all you could imagine, lubricant, condoms, vibrators, and all kinds of various sex-toys. but then, suddenly, the door swung open. It was his dad. shocked that caillou had found mommy and daddy's sex toys, he reached into the cabinet, and pulled out a 12 gauge He pulled his finger down on the trigger, and effortlessly, killed caillou. yep. it happened. caillou is dead. THE END.