Why'd It Change Again?
Premise: More angsting over DVDs.
To: Blink 182's "What's My Age Again?"

Bought DVDs
Only last night
Took them home
Something wasn't right
Palpatine came on,
New face, his lines are crap,
And then I turned off the TV

And then I knew that Lucas lost his sanity
How could he do this to his trilogy?
But now I'm seeing that Clive Revill's gone
You call this continuity?
My friends say that it's just a change
Why'd it change again?
Why'd it change again?

Later on
I watched a bit more
There was a change
No man could ignore
Luke saw his father's ghost
But not the one we knew
Now Hayden's staring back at me

And that's about the time I used profanity
How could Lucas sully his legacy?
But now he's gone and cut Sebastian Shaw
Forget this stupid DVD
My friends say that it's just a change
Why'd it change again?
Why'd it change again?

I'm questioning George Lucas' morality
Erasing actor's roles so easily
And now I'm hearing Boba's voice is dubbed
Does this count as blasphemy?
My friends say that it's just a change
Why'd it change again?

I'm sick and tired of all this crap I see
I take my Star Wars movies seriously
And even though now Han almost shoots first
That's not good enough for me
My friends say that it's just a change
Why'd it change again?
Why'd it change again?

Why'd it change again?