prompt: I just want the Hulk in the Hulk room lighting things on fire, watching the prettiness and just generally playing with fire. And DUM-E goes around extinguishing all the fires after Hulk.


run program: hot potato

run program: recognition

unit designation Hulk (warning green angry careful leave alone don't touch look out heavy step on crush)

alert: sensors detect heat

if: unit designation Tony (welding)

unit designation Tony (candles)

...

then: safe

alert: no if/then

alert: fire

protocol identified: fire

run program: fire extinguisher

successful execution of program: fire extinguisher

outcome: fire out

alert: sensors detect heat

if: unit designation Tony (welding)

unit designation Tony (candles)

...

then: safe

alert: no if/then

alert: fire

protocol identified: fire

run program: fire extinguisher

unsuccessful execution of program: fire extinguisher

outcome: fire still

protocol identified: fire 2

run program: fire extinguisher 2

successful execution of program: fire extinguisher 2

outcome: fire out

protocol identified: find source

run program: hot potato

running...

running...

alert: sensors detect heat

running...

successful execution of program: hot potato

source of heat: unit designation Hulk

alert: sensors detect heat

protocol identified: unsupervised Hulk

run program: Hulk TV

execute: television on (1. Dora; 2. nature documentaries; 3. channel 44)

successful execution of program: Hulk TV (version 1)

outcome: unit designation Hulk (no if/then) source of heat; unit designation Hulk

protocol identified: fire

run program: fire extinguisher

successful execution of program: fire extinguisher

status report Dum-E?

unit designation JARVIS (boss safe friend brother master listen good smart)

run program: status report

successful execution of programs: fire extinguisher, fire extinguisher 2, hot potato, Hulk TV

unsuccessful execution of program: fire extinguisher

protocol identified: environmental check

run program: all sensors

results: no heat (if/then) no fire

foam (schedule to run program: clean)

unit designation Hulk mood: not smashing (if/then) good

no abnormal results (if/then) fine

query: do good?

Very good Dum-E. Don't forget to clean up the foam. Sir will be down soon to collect Dr Banner.

protocol identified: good Dum-E

run program: happy

successful execution of program: happy


Hulk like fire. Fire pretty, with lights. Fire can't hurt Hulk.

Puny robot makes fire go out.

Smash robot?

No, metal man likes robots. Sad if robot hurt. Mad at Hulk.

Hulk likes metal man. No make sad.

Hulk make more fire instead.

Hulk have tool. Makes spark. Pretty spark. Makes fire. Pretty.

Puny robot put fire out. Again.

No. Try. Fail.

Robot try more.

Robot put fire out.

Hulk sad. Fire pretty colours.

Hulk make new fire.

Puny robot make screen come on. Magic.

Hulk like that show. Map and Backpack.

Hulk watch.

Puny robot is smart.

Robot put fire out.

Hulk okay. Help girl go to house.

No swiping!

Metal man come soon. Then eat food.

Hulk happy.