No More Room in The Oven

Chapter One

Baked Fish

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any other copy written material used or referenced to in the making of this fiction. Thank you.

"Don't worry, everything will be just fine. Take a deep breath. Okay, and on my count, push."

She looked up from her protruding belly quickly to give the doctor a shaky nod. Her breath was coming quickly, unsteady.

"Okay, three... Two...one...push!"

"Nyyyyyaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhjj FUCK!"

With one push it was all the way out, and finally she could relax. She closed her eyes and tried to steady her breathing.

"Its a girl, do you want to hold her Hinata?"

Hinata's eyes opened slowly, only to widden further. The baby...it...it was a fish. Blue scales twinkled in the florescent lights and a wide mouth gapped as it struggled to breath. That wasn't her baby. Where was her baby?! Hinata did the only thing she could do...she screamed and sat up in her bed.

The lights were off and the curtains bellowed in with the warm summer breeze of the opened window. She wasn't in a hospital. There was no one trying to hand her a fish and most of all, she wasn't pregnant. It was just a dream.

The bluenette swung her feet over the side of the bed and walked over to the window. Her apartment overlooked the entire Konoha village, it was the perfect location to view the village at night. Bracing her hands on the window sill, she took in a deep breath and let it out with a sigh.

The dream probably came from her anxieties from their last mission to wave. They had to help escort a pregnant witness to a capital crime out of harm's way only to have her teammates turn on her at the hands on a very powerful genjutsu. In the end, she and the pregnant woman had to hide in a fish farm for a week before she was able to escort the woman back to wave for the trial. Of course, the only thing that could have hindered them was the woman going into preterm labor and that was exactly what happened. They ended up missing the trial and failing her mission because she had to help deliver the baby in the middle of the forest, just across from The Great Naruto Bridge. Of course Kiba and Shino were released from the genjutsu after they missed trial, and they quickly found her soon after but it was already too late. They had failed their mission.

"Ugh...you okay? What are you doing up? We have to give our report early tomorrow... Today."

Hinata smiled gently to herself before turning to the groggy voice behind her. Sitting up in the bed was her messy chestnut haired teammate still rubbing sleep from his eyes. "I had a weird dream. I didn't mean to wake you. I'm sorry."

The man glared at her, the red triangles on his cheeks curving with his frown. "What was the dream about?"

The woman shrugged wrapping her arms around her waist as she walked back over to the bed. "I was in the hospital..." She started as she sat on the bed. "And the doctor was telling me to push. I was giving birth...and when it came out they said it was a girl...but it wasn't. It was a fish. It was blue and slimy-"

Kiba waved a hand, interrupting her. "Woah, wait. Did you just say a fish?"

"Yes? Why? I told you Yuri and I had to hide in a fish farm remember? " Hinata looked him in the face and frowned. "Are you okay?"

Kibas face drained of color and his eyes looked haunted. "Aren't you supposed to...you know...get your ...you know..."

Hinata blushes hotly. "Y-yes. Tomorrow."

Kiba nodded before laying back down and pulling her with him. "OK. Let's go back to sleep, I'm sure it was nothing.

Hinata nodded and pecked her teammate on the lips. "I love you." She whispered.

"Love you too."

With that, Hinata closed her eyes and went right back to sleep.

After the debriefing, Kiba had asked Hinata to go with him to his families house, just for a visit. When they arrived, his mother gave her a big hug before telling them both to sit down at the family dinner table while she prepared tea.

Kiba smiled at her and she blushed softly. Even though they had been together for nearly a year, his smile still made her feel all gooey inside, much unlike Naruto's smile. His hand grasped hers on top of the table and she smiled back at him. "Good thing Hana isn't here today, I was worried she would try pouncing on you again."

"I really don't mind, honestly. It's nice being accepted by your sister in that way."

"If you say so…"

Tsume came back into the room with a tray full of green tea and Daifuku Mochi. She set it on the table before laying the spread out and pouring a cup for the three of them. "So what brings you by today? Its not my birthday is it?"

Kiba scoffed. "No, ma. We came to see what your plans were for founders day?"

"Oh right, Well. You know that your sister and I already paid for a vacation to the Oasis in Suna, we can get refunds at this point. We leave Saturday. Speaking of, would you mind checking up on your grandmother while we're gone, you know how much of a pain in the ass she gets to be when she's lonely and hungry."

"Yeah yeah…"

Tsume took a sip of her tea and a small bite of mochi. "Oh, your grandmother had a dream a few days ago…"

Hinata looked up from her hands, surprised. "Of what?"

"Fish. Two of them."

Kiba put a hand over his face. "Oh god, not her too."

Tsume looked at her son surprised, "Her too? What's that supposed to mean?!"

"Well…Hinata had a dream that she gave birth to a fish last night."

The woman in mention smiled gently and shook her hands. "But we just got back from a difficult mission involving fish. It was probably nothing."

"Not when my mother dreams of fish too." Tsume pressed her lips together. "Guess you're gonna have to get a pregnancy test then."

A/N: Hey guys, looks like I'm back with another True Story then…..Yep, I'm about two months pregnant right about now and I puke up my soul every day. This is rated M because im not going to sugar coat pregnancy. It's not fucking roses and daisys. It's gross and it's not the same for everyone. So if you guys don't like it then too bad. Suck it. No but I really do love you guys. I've had no inspiration to write any of my other fics however so…we shall see how those work out…