Here are some built-in commercials we'll never see on As The World Turns

1

Members of the Snyder family reaching for the TUMS after eating one of Emma's home-cooked meals.

2

Faith, Natalie, and Sage using NICE 'N' EASY... unless they set a new record for being SORASED!

3

Simon returning to Oakdale and saying he flew in from LOS ANGELES INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.

4

Gwen and Celia talking about CLEARASIL. {That's one product no teenager on a soap ever needs!}

5

Katie eating a SNICKERS candy bar. We all know Katie would never eat Snickers!