Reverend Eric Camden knew that he was going to have to have a talk with the new organist about a problem
with his playing for the Sunday services, and the sooner the better.

The problem did not involve his skills as a musician; he played beautifully. As a matter of fact, everybody
in the congregation agreed that he was the best organist that the Glenoak Community Church had ever had.

There was just one thing wrong with the way he played the organ.

"If only," Eric thought, "he wouldn't end the hymns with Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits."