This was taken off a post by WorkTroll, on the CBT boards. Go there for more goodies and laughs!(including an absurd number of posts for Battletech 90210)

To the tune of YMCA

(yah! yah! yah! yah! yah!)

Warrior, there's no need to feel down
I said warrior, pick yourself off the ground
I said warrior, 'cause your 'Mech's broken down
There's no need to be unhappy

Warrior, there's a place you can go
I said warrior, when you're short on your dough
You can join there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to join with the S.L.D.F.
It's fun to join with the S.L.D.F.
They have everything For warriors to enjoy.
You can play with all ComStar's toys.

It's fun to join with the S.L.D.F.
It's fun to join with the S.L.D.F.
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can shoot whatever you feel.

Warrior, Are you listening to me
I said, warrior, what do you want to be
I said, warrior, you can make real your dreams,
but you've got to know this one thing.

No man, does it all by himself
I said, warrior, put your pride on the shelf
And just go there, to the S.L.D.F.
I'm sure they can use you today

It's fun to join with the S.L.D.F.
It's fun to join with the S.L.D.F.
They have everything for warriors to enjoy.
You can chase those Toyama boys.

It's fun to join with the S.L.D.F.
It's fun to join with the S.L.D.F.
You can get your new 'Mech
Full of Lostech to go
You can tell the Clans where to blow!

Warrior, I was once in your shoes,
I was disposessed, and out with the blues
I felt, no House cared if I were alive
I felt the whole Inner Sphere was jive

That's when someone came up to me
and said young man take a walk down the street
There's a place there called the S.L.D.F.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to join with the S.L.D.F.
It's fun to join with the S.L.D.F.
They have everything for warriors to employ
'Xcept Capellans don't give us no joy.

S.L.D.F.
It's fun to join with the S.L.D.F.
It's fun to join with the S.L.D.F.

S.L.D.F.
just go to the S.L.D.F.

S.L.D.F.
S.L.D.F.
S.L.D.F.
S.L.D.F.