Team Rocket Vs. Cthulhu
"Prepare for trouble."
From out of the deep, I am come. Through the license of He who is named I Am, I am here.
"And make it double."
I am the first of the True Messengers. The Bringer of Destruction and Harbinger of Terror.
"To protect the world from devastation."
Horror shall propagate in My wake and word.
"To unite all peoples within our nation."
Even the Progenitors of Ancient Power shall fall to Their knees in My presence.
"To denounce the evils of truth and love."
And though My feet shall drag upon the Base Earth on this blessed quest…
"To extend out reach to the stars above."
…I have come.
My Call will be heard throughout the sacred Earth.
I am the Great Dread; Creation of the Solipsism of God.
"Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!"
They call Me Cthulhu, for I Am.
"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"
And I have come.