I am so so so sorry that I haven't been updating, like, anything! I would blame school just starting but...
Anyway, this chapter was written entirely by my little sister, who got annoyed at me not updating and decided to write this one herself. A million thanks to her!
I'm very sorry, this doesn't exactly mean that I'm back to updating regularly, but we'll see.
[Eret's ship is seen sailing through the ocean]
Eret: keep your eyes peeled lads, at this wind we'll reach Drago by
daybreak. So best we fill this ship up with dragons and quick, there's no time to be picky.
Dragon trapper: Ah, Eret.
Eret: Not if we want to keep our…
[Toothless and Stormfly is spotted flying towards them]
Stoick narrowed his eyes. "Hiccup, what are you doing?"
Eret: HEADS! Off the port
Eret: Rush 'em lads, take 'em down.
[notices who they are]
"Not on my watch," mumbled Astrid and Hiccup.
Eret: You're not getting away this time. Fire!
Eret: And here I was worried we might turn up empty handed.
Hiccup: Nope. It's you're lucky day, we give up.
"What are you doing," yelled everyone except Hiccup who realized the plan.
Hiccup: That' one Night Fury, one Deadly Nadder and two of the finest dragon riders west of Lake Tuck. That'll make the boss happy right? Excuse you.
Astrid: What are you doing?
Hiccup: Ah, Toothless stay. The dragon's don't really care for
confined spaces so they'll just hang out with you, they won't be any trouble.
[The dragon trappers pull out their swords. Toothless jumps and growls menacingly]
"Uh oh." The teenagers giggled mockingly.
Hiccup: Unless you do that. You know, wooden boat, bid ocean. H-how is your swimming?
Dragon Trapper: Not good.
Hiccup: Oops, almost forgot, can't have armed prisoners.
[Stands and hands over inferno]
All of the Vikings stared in shock mouths open wide (except Hiccup)
Astrid: How is this a plan?
Hiccup: Just what every Dragon trapper needs, one end coats the blade with Monstrous Nightmare saliva, the other sprays Hideous Zippleback gas. All it takes is a spark and…
[Gas fills the air and gets lit.]
Hiccup: Oh yeah, there you go. Once they see you as one of their own even the testiest dragon can be trained, right bud?
Eret: Gimme that.
[Throws Inferno overboard. Stormfly chases after it.]
Eret: What game are you playing
Hiccup: No game, we just want to meet Drago.
Hiccup: Because I'm going to change his mind about dragons.
"Impossible men that kill without reason cannot be reasoned with. " yelled Stoick.
"Why because they have no reasoning?" joked the twins.
"YES!" growled Stoick
"Dad this is who I am I'm making peace in the world."
Astrid: He can be really persuasive
Hiccup: Once you've earned his loyalty, there's nothing a dragon won't do for you.
Eret: Pfft, you won't be changing any minds around here.
Hiccup: I can change yours, right here, right now. Ah, may I?
[Hiccup gets snatched by Snotlout.]
Eret: Dragon Riders!
[Toothless roars and climbs onto the top of the boat. Confused once he sees Snoutlout, the twins and Fishlegs.]
Hiccup: Put me down. Snoutlout. What are you doing?
Snoutlout: (To Ruffnut) See how well I protect and provide.
Tuffnut: What's with all the nets?
Ruffnut: Hey watch it. That was close.
[In slow motion]Ruffnut: Oh my, me like-y. Take me
"Seriously," moaned Tufnut rolling his eyes.
[Hiccup pushes off Hookfag]
Astrid: Hold your fire
Hiccup: Ah, what are you guys doing here?
Gobber: We're here to rescue you.
Hiccup: I don't need to be rescued.
Eret: Well, didn't you just pick the wrong ship ay? I am Eret, son of-
[Stoick shoves his face]
[Gobber hits him in the head and Grump lies on him]
Eret: This thing off me.
Gobber: Anyone else? Hmm, that's what I figured.
Stoick: You, saddle up. We're going home.
Stoick: Of all the irresponsible-
Hiccup: Look, I'm trying to protect our dragons and stop a war! How is that Irresponsible?
Stoick: Because war is what he wants son!
Stoick: Years ago, there was a great gathering of chieftains to
discuss the dragon scourge we all faced. Into a midst came a stranger from a strange land. Covered in scars and draped in a cloak of dragon skin. He carried no weapon and spoke softly, saying that he, Drago Bludvist, was a man of the people. Devoted to freeing mankind from the tourney of dragons. He claimed that he alone could control the dragons and he alone could keep us safe if we chose to bow down and follow him.
"Hahaha,ah good one."laughed the twins."
Tuffnut: Ah, good one.
"I. We laughed too, until he wrapped himself in his cloak and
cried 'Than see how well you do without me!'. The rooftop suddenly
burst into flames and from is armored dragons dissented from it.
Burning it to the ground. I… was the only one to escape." Said Stoick.
"I don't think it was necessary to say that…" Astrid murmured.
Stoick: I. We laughed too, until he wrapped himself in his cloak and cried 'Than see how well you do without me!'. The rooftop suddenly burst into flames and from is armored dragons dissented from it. Burning it to the ground. I… was the only one to escape.
"De je vu."
Stoick: Men who kill without reason cannot be reasoned with.
Hiccup: I'm still going to try. This is what I'm good at, and if I
could change your mind I can change his too.
Hiccup: Come one.
[Astrid climbs Stormfly.]
Astrid: Let's go.
Stoick: No! Lead the others back to Berk, I've had enough mutiny for one day.
"Oh c'mon ?"moaned Hiccup.
Ruffnut: Oh, I like that.