These are the bloopers from my story "How to Kill Frieza". I don't own DBZ, Naruto, or ASDF Movie. Please support these. This is brought to you by a twenty-three year old Christian.

Frieza was walking down the street when he steps on something that made a clicking sound. He looked down ans saw a Mine Turtle. "Hello." It said before is exploded leaving Frieza feeling crispy.

"CUT!" The director screamed.

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Frieza was walking down the street when he saw a button that said, "POINTLESS BUTTON Warning: Pointless".

"Wrong button." Frieza said.

"Cut."

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Frieza was walking down the street when he saw a button that said, "Push button for Muffins".

"Oh, I love muffins." He said but before he could push the button, the "I like trains kid" was seen.

"I like trains." he said.

"On no." Frieza said as a train smacked him.

"Cut!" The director said trying to refrain from laughing.

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Frieza was walking down the street when he saw a button that said, "Push button for Muffins."

"Oh I love muffins." He said. When he pushed the button he was stepped on by a dinosaur.

"I ama stegosaurus." It said.

"Cut!" The director said holding his hands in front of his face.

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Frieza was walking down the street when he saw a button that said, "Push button for Muffins."

"Oh I love muffins." He said. When he pushed the button he then saw a muffin with a face.

"You wanna eat me now?" It asked, making the tyrant scream and run away. "Why won't you let me die?"

"CUT!" The director screamed.

"I don't know what your problem is. This is awesome!" Vegeta said from the sidelines.

"Even I'm getting a kick outta this." Sasuke said in agreement.

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Frieza was walking down the street when he saw a button that said, "Push button for Muffins."

"Oh I love muffins." He said. When he pushed the button he disappeared from the Earth, and reappeared on the moon.

"How did I get here?" he asked himself aloud.

"How did you get here?" Asked Desmond The Moon Bear.

"Ha, you guys are stuck here." The Moon said.

THE END

Hope you all liked it. It came to me randomly like the story that inspired it. Please review, and God bless you.