Ancient Chinese Primers:

Volume V

Super Special OAV Special for Super Special Advanced Readers!

As the Tenkou Turns….

See Tenkou.

Tenkou is sad.

Why is Tenkou sad, why?

Is it because he has no friends?

No.

It is not because he has no friends.

Is it because he is evil?

No.

It is not because he is evil.

Is it because he was emotionally scarred when the Suzaku seishi kicked his

butt and sent him back to hell?

Yes.

It is because the Suzaku seishi kicked his butt and sent him back to hell.

Tenkou is very sad.

Poor sad Tenkou.

See Tenkou long for a constructive emotional outlet.

See Nuriko pop up out of nowhere.

See Nuriko teach Tenkou the finer points of being female.

See Tenkou cross-dress.

Cross-dress, Tenkou, cross-dress!

See Nuriko spray Tenkou with a bottle of perfume.

Spray, Nuriko, spray!

See that the bottle is labeled: Ashitare pheromones.

Uh-oh.

Naughty, Nuriko, naughty.

See Ashitare.

See Ashitare smell something nice.

Smell, Ashitare, smell!

See Ashitare see Tenkou.

See Ashitare see Tenkou as a pretty wolf-girl.

See Ashitare fall head over heels in lust and chase after Tenkou.

See Tenkou run for it.

Run, Tenkou, run!

See Nuriko giggle.

Giggle, Nuriko, giggle

See Ren.

See Miiru.

Ren and Miiru are brother and sister.

They are in hell, too.

Are they in hell because they killed someone?

No.

They are not in hell because they killed someone.

Are they in hell because they ticked off Taiitsukun one to many times?

No.

They are not in hell because they ticked off the sunkaka baba one too many times.

Are they in hell because of their incestuous relationship?

Yes.

They are in hell because of their incestuous relationship.

Oh look! Ren and Miiru are in their bedroom having

lemonade and cookies.

See author shake head at perverted readers.

See Tenkou run to Ren and Miiru and shove them in front of Ashitare.

Bad, Tenkou, bad!

See Ren scream.

See Miiru scream.

See Ren and Miiru plow Tenkou over in their attempt to get away.

Plow, siblings, plow!

See Tenkou run.

See Ashitare continue his pursuit of his Honey bunny.

Persue, Ashitare, Persue!

Hikou is annoyed.

Is Hikou annoyed because he is annoying?

No.

Hiku is not annoyed because he is annoying.

Is Hikou annoyed because his best friend cross-dresses to escape fangirls no da?

No.

Hikou is not annoyed because his best friend cross-dresses.

Is Hikou annoyed because he got his wings stuck in the branches of a tree and can't get down?

Yes.

Hikou is annoyed because he's flown and he can't get down.

See Ren and Mirru run under Hikou's tree.

See Hikou laugh at them.

Laugh, Hikou, laugh.

See Tenkou run under Hikou's tree with Ashitare following him.

See Hikou sweatdrop.

Sweatdrop, Hikou, sweatdrop.

Is Hikou conent to stay in his tree now?

Yes.

Hikou wouldn't leave if you paid him.

See Tamahome.

But wait!

That is not Tamahome!

That is someone who looks like Tamahome because he has stolen Taka's memory balls!

Did Tenkou steal them?

Oh yes, naughty Tenkou stole Taka's balls.

Give them back, Tenkou, give them back!

See Tenkou run.

Run, Tenkou, run.

See Nuriko laugh.

Laugh, Nuriko, laugh.

See Nuriko laugh so hard that he upsets the bottle with Ashitare pheromones all over himself.

Uh-oh!

Ashitare is happy.

Is he happy because he is ambidextrous?

No.

He is not happy because he is ambidextrous.

Is he happy because Nakago gave him an Ashie-treat?

No.

He is not happy because Nakago gave him an Ashie-treat.

Is he happy because he has two new mates to choose from?

Yes.

He is very very happy because he has two new playmates.

See Tasuki and Chichiri do a comedy routine.

Comedy, guys, comedy!

Tasuki: Hey, Chichiri?

Chichiri: Yes, Tasuki?

Tasuki: You know why Taka can never remember things?

Chichiri: Why not, no da?

Tasuki: HE AIN'T GOT THE BALLS! AHAHHAHAHAHA

See Taka attack Tasuki.

Fight, boys, fight!

Intense clothes ripping action!

See all the characters pause and stare at author.

See author sweatdrop.

See author turn the page and write THE END in big letters.

Say Bye bye Everyone!

All: Bye bye, everyone!

Owari



Thanks for reading!

Wo Ai Ni, No Da!

Night~Mare