Bobby Goren is often pugnacious

His mannerisms completely bodacious

He could be annoying

Were it not for enjoying

His appearance which is totally salacious!

His shy toothy grin

Or his unshaven chin?

No - I think it's his eyes

That elicit such sighs -

Or the thought of that acre of skin.

Though I won't belabor it

My personal favorite

Body part

Is not his heart

But a southern, central neighbour of it.