Bobby Goren is often pugnacious
His mannerisms completely bodacious
He could be annoying
Were it not for enjoying
His appearance which is totally salacious!
His shy toothy grin
Or his unshaven chin?
No - I think it's his eyes
That elicit such sighs -
Or the thought of that acre of skin.
Though I won't belabor it
My personal favorite
Is not his heart
But a southern, central neighbour of it.