Dean Winchester's account of the second Apocalypse and how it ended.

They manage to get Dick Roman, that slimey politician and his lackey Leviathans, in the end. Well, it did involve getting a bone, and Lucifer and Crowley and an Alpha vampire letting some blood as they grumbled. The fallen Arch and the King of Hell grumbled and glared, but they did let, in the end.

Benny, Sam and Lucifer and Michael's vampire friend did help in that. Capturing the Alpha vampire. Heck, the guy is a vampire, but Sammy always liked making friends with supernatural creatures, and Michael and Adam and the Devil himself vouched for the guy. Even Cas seemed to like him. Humph.

They got the bone(ha) and the blood, and they crashed a car into Roman's office. Not the impala, nope. Never. Just some other car, cause Dean would never let his baby get hurt. No, never.

So, Lucifer and Cas totaled the car, crashing it into the building. And Dean has to admit, it was epic. Bobby and Crowley and Belial charged the building, with borax bombs and knives coated with borax. And since Michael can recognize the real Dick Roman(apparently he bit Lucifer's arm, wow) he went with Dean, who has the bone knife thing.

Adam was on lookout with the annoying Angel, Balthazar, and they evaced the building and got all the civilians out, impressive. (Well, the Angels had to go and mindwipe most of the people, but still) So, Dean ends up stuck with Michael, and, together, through the power of friendship and stuff like that Dean and Mikey manages to grab the real Dick and shove a bone down his throat.

And Sammy actually hit him when he said that. It was funny, dammit! And they celebrated the end of Apocalypse 2.0 with pie and beer, as usual.

And they all got laid, with their respective Angels and Demons.

A/N: Well, this is the end, it has been a wonderful ride, thanks to all the readers and reviewers. I love you all!