A/N: I am excited about all of the positive press, and am happy about the story.

If you are wondering why I gave Harry an overpowered sorting hat, note that it can dupe itself, and that Lilith/Santa has to make it work. Also, the Room sensed its destruction, and created the hat for Harry.

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"Wake up, wake up!" "We have been trying to wake you up for hours."

These were the sounds that Harry heard, while laying on a surface.

"Ugh…, where am I?" said Harry.

"You are in the office of Lillit, your Death Angel and Fairy Queen" said a sign on the wall.

"Do you realize how close I am to getting fired, with my people killed, and me dead!" "Who are you?" said Harry. "My name is Lilith, Queen of all Fae, and Angel of Death for wizards like you." "Of all things, no mortal can make such a hat, but me and Santa can. You also have blown your destiny wide open." "I don't know what you are talking about." said Harry. "You have not killed Voldywart yet, and Sirius was not supposed to die. Also, you have 3 soul mates who you are to marry instead of Ginny. The first one is hmm… Some Granger girl…, Ah yes, Hermione Jean Granger, Luna Larcenous Lovegood, and Daphne Jane Greengrass. " said Lilith. "Wait, are you trying to tell me that I cannot marry Ginny!" said Harry. "Yes, she is actually your cousin on both her mother's and father's side, enough to potentially cause a squib." "What about Ron, shouldn't he get Hermione?" asked Harry. "Did you know that Ron is a time traveler. In the future, after he divorces Hermione, he steals a time turner, goes back in time to Dumbledore's time, becomes Dumbledore, and controls you using knowledge stolen from Hermione and Ginny, who divorces you. He then falls in love with Grindlewald, who does not return his feelings, argues with him, accidentally helps kill Ariana, and breaks up with Abe, after which he locks Grindlewald in the prison they built during their friendship, and learns from him all of his knowledge, which he uses to slip loyalty potions key to make you loyal to him, so the whole cycle can repeat again. "I do not want Ron near me again, Lilith, due to that revelation." Send me back with memories intact. "All you have to do is sign now." "I accept."

"Oh, one more thing, I am giving all of you books on Occlumency, along with Harry's metamorphagus ability, a direct, nonparasitic, and permanent way to access all of Voldemort, his Horcruxes, and his Death Eater's knowledge and powers, by increasing your Legilimency and Occlumency skills so that when somebody reads your mind, they will duplicate their knowledge and powers subconsciously, and transfer those copies to you. You must also rob them blind. They will keep their key inside their mansions. Do not let anybody near them. You will go back to Hermione's 11th birthday. I also am removing the trace."

"Santa will let me know how you are doing and send you along." Everything went dark. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"