"Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone?" Sheldon hummed sadly, as he and Leonard combed the streets looking for Sheldon's missing pet.

"He must be around here somewhere," said Leonard.

"Somewhere," Sheldon pointed out, "isn't an exact location. Somewhere can mean anywhere."

"Let's look in the park," Leonard suggested.

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A boy named Dick, his sister Jane, and their dog, Spot, were playing in the park.

Sheldon and Leonard walked into the park just as Dick tossed a rubber ball and shouted, "Fetch, Spot!"

"Excuse me," Sheldon said, "but that's my Spot."