Chorus:

Juggling genes, juggling genes

Let's splice and and swap today

Oh what fun it is to mess with someone's DNA, hey!

Juggling genes, juggling genes

Let's splice and and swap today

Oh what fun it is to mess with someone's DNA


Couple hundred years ago

Some doctors had a plan

They'd play Frankenstein with genes

And make the perfect man

But a single fatal flaw

And they shut the program down

Fast forward to the future and

It's our problem now!


Some "genius" woke one up

For his purpose to fulfill

Little did he realize

The creep was out to kill!

Maybe to protect his own

But the results were the same

We lost many and almost more

And these idiots were to blame!


If not for our brave captain

First officer and crew

The way they risked their lives

Our worlds would all be through

And yes (humbly) I admit

I played a tiny part

By bringing back the little punk

We love with all our heart!