A/N: Reviewers RULE! 14 to 1 chapter? Aiee! *hugs for all* And so I continue with

"WHAT'S THIS?"
From Harry's POV, a filk to NBC's "What's This?" (don't I come up with creative titles?)

Locations: Hut on the rock, Leaky Cauldron, Diagon Alley/Gringotts, Kings Cross, On the train, Great Hall/Hogwarts

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What's this, what's this?
There's magic everywhere
What's this?
There's a man with lots of hair
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
Wake up, Harry, it's not there!
What's this?

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What's this, what's this?
There's something out of place
What's this?
The people know my face
What's this?
The place is full of freaks shaking my hand
Everybody seems so glad
Have I possibly gone mad?
What is this?
What's this?

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Oh look, at those!
They're buying dragon dung?
That's gross! But, that's the way it goes
Look higher!
Travel into the ground
To get your money - watch out for dragon fire!
What's this?

There's children wanting broomsticks
Instead of wanting tapes
They're busy selling cauldrons
And simply none of this is fake
There's an owl in the window
Now a new cloak I have donned
And in my hand I feel the warmth
That's coming from the wand...

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What's this? What for?
Platform Nine and Three Quarter?
Where's the door! No Muggle'd ever think!
That's why they're covering it
With a wall of brick
They've got a train leaving real quick
And there's a smile on everyone
So now correct me if I'm wrong
This looks like fun
This looks like fun
Oh, could it be I got my wish?
What's this?

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Oh my, what now?
The train woman is here
But look, everything's real queer
No Mars, no Snickers here
Just Bertie Bott's
And lots of lots
Of tasty frogs made out of (I think) chocolate...*mmm*
What's this?

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The monsters aren't hiding
It's all beyond my wildest dreams
And everything keeps changing so that
Nothing's what it seems
Instead of taunts, I swear I can hear mumblings in the air
The feast that just appeared is absolutely everywhere...

The sights, the sounds!
They're everywhere, and all around!
I've never felt so good before!
This empty place inside of me is filling up,
I simply cannot get enough!
I want it, oh I want it,
Oh, I want it for my own!
I've got to know,
I've got to know,
What is this place that I have found?
What
Is
This?

The wizarding world?
Hmmm...

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