Hello? Helloooooo?

Uh, hey, it's me. Welcome to your new job at uh, "Fazbear's Fright: The Horror Attraction," where your darkest fears stalk every corner blah, blah, blah.

These characters deserve better than this…

An-anyway, congratulations on getting the coveted night guard position. I'm sure you've heard the stories about Freddy Fazbear's Pizza so I don't need to explain. The job's pretty simple. There's a ton of old stuff that's been sitting around rotting for thirty years in here we've got retrofitted into "spooooky scare attractions." Did you see what they did to Foxy? Awful. All of it.

But, uh, you probably don't care about any of that. You're here to do your job and get paid. Well, first things first, this job should be way easier than any night guard's position at the real Freddy's.

You know, I-I actually worked there. At Freddy Fazbear's. From, uh, 86' right up until a few months before the restaurant finally shut down for good. I'd, uh, suffered an… on the job accident. And now I'm here. I guess you could say I always come back. And they even had a place for me here at the Horror Attraction, despite our… disagreements with how Freddy Fazbear's is portrayed. A-A lot of these rumors are hugely exaggerated from what really happened there. I mean, hardly anyone died. I'm talking less than… well, not very many people. Double digits only.

Oh, yeah, your job. Sorry, I don't mean to bore you. Just me and Freddy Fazbear's Pizza go way back. I'll always be here, I-I guess. So your job will be pretty simple. Like I said earlier, there's a lot of old, very delicate stuff here, and, as a "Horror Attraction" we tend to attract a lot teenagers and kids who don't have the best manners.

Realistically, the worst possible scenario for you is that some punks break in and try to vandalize the place. Oh, wait, uh…

Oh, uh, yeah. I forgot. Actually we added a new attraction over the weekend. We have now have a genuine Freddy Fazbear's Pizza animatronic on display. I dunno how the company found it. It shouldn't be a problem though. After 30 years rotting in some old pizza place I doubt it could turn on let alone move around.

If by some miracle it does still work… uh, you probably can just… close your door and that should keep it out. So check the cameras, keep an eye on that thing and you should be golden!

Goodnight.

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