Disclaimer: The X-Men belong to Marvel. And thank you again, Mercutio.
A/N: This fic is based on a song called "The twelve days of Christmas" The idea came to us after we read the second verse (X-Men style) in the story "Deck the Malls" by Mercutio. The rest we've made up ourselves.

The Twelve Days of Christmas (Bad Guy Version)
by aurora borealis, Fata Morgana and Waterfall

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, the X-Men gave to me:
Twelve Hand assassins
Eleven of the Neo
Ten inhibitors
Nine government agents
Eight wild X-babies
Seven stupid villains
Six evil Reavers
Five dumb fanatics
Four big Marauders
Three Sentinels
Two Ninja thugs
And Magneto in a pear tree!

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