Dear customers,

We will not let Ash win a league. Or age for that matter. Who needs good writing when you have a fat stack of cash?

Here are all the ways we can knock him out of the league:

-Bring Cameron back

-Bring Tobias back

-Get Cipher to show off their invincible Shadow Pokémon even though Orre is not in that canon

-Combustion Man

-Digimon

-Dream Eaters

-Or our favorite, Deu Ex Machina, you know, for the other person

We're done,

Writers and Executives