Jingle Worf (to the tune of Jingle Bells)

While reaching for the box Those bells did fall on him And Worf that mighty warrior Was looking mighty grim He struggled to his left He wrestled to his right All bound up in a great big knot A foe he could not fight

Oh, Jingle Worf. Jingle Worf. Jingle all the way. Down the corridors of the Enterprise in Bells made for a sleigh. Hey, Jingle Worf. Jingle Worf. Jingle all the way. Down the corridors of the Enterprise in Bells made for a sleigh.

And at this raucous sight All crewmen made a path With ensigns smirking bright Lieutenants fighting not to laugh For what humanoid could resist As this passed before their eyes A Klingon wearing jingle bells rushing through the Enterprise

Oh, Jingle Worf. Jingle Worf. Jingle all the way. Down the corridors of the Enterprise in Bells made for a sleigh. Hey, Jingle Worf. Jingle Worf. Jingle all the way. Down the corridors of the Enterprise in Bells made for a sleigh

When he arrived at Counselor Troi's She tried but could not help And with his hope destroyed He let out a frustrated yelp. Then in came Alexander Worf's son in such dismay. He said, "Most dads dress up as Santa Claus. Mine dresses as his sleigh."

Oh, Jingle Worf. Jingle Worf. Jingle all the way. Down the corridors of the Enterprise in Bells made for a sleigh. Hey, Jingle Worf. Jingle Worf. Jingle all the way. Down the corridors of the Enterprise in Bells made for a sleigh.