Hey Ranma!

A Tekkadread Songfic

[ ]: Song lyrics

(Takes place during Chapter 13 part 2 of Tekkadread the Second Stage

Disclaimer: Original song sung by Ashley Tisdale, later Toni Basil, changed from Hey Mickey, to Hey Ranma to fit the story. I'm still not making any money from this!

Dita smiled as she took to the stage and gestured to Slade, while adjusting to the crowds...

"As you may or may not know, Tekkaman Slade was once a really great person named Ranma Saotome. Whether he's Ranma or Slade, he's always been there for us! At times, he may drive some of us crazy, but that only means he cares about us, and we care about him. Hey Ranma! You're so fine, you blow my mind!"

At that point, a very upbeat and quirky tune started to play from the karaoke machine.

Dita: [Oh Ranma, You're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Ranma! Hey Ranma! Oh Ranma, You're so Fine, You're so Fine You Blow My Mind Hey Ranma! Hey Ranma! Oh Ranma, You're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Ranma! Hey Ranma!]

The music starts to swell as Dita started to dance in place while smiling.

Dita: [Hey Ranma! You've been around all night and that's a little long. You think you've got the right, but I think you've got it wrong! Why can't you say goodnight, so you can take me home Ranma?]

The redhead then gestured to her 'Mr. Alien' again while singing out the next verse. At this point, people started to dance on the floor.

Dita: [Cause when you say you will, it always means you won't! You're given me the chills baby, please baby don't! Every night you still leave me all alone, Ranma!]

Jura and Meia could relate to the song, since they remembered all the times Slade had avoided them and left them wanting. They decided to join Dita on the stage as her chorus line.

Dita, Jura, Meia: [Oh Ranma what a pity you don't understand! You take me by the heart, when you take me by the hand! Oh Ranma, you're so pretty, cant you understand? It's guys like you Ranma! Oh what you do, Ranma, do Ranma, don't break my heart, Ranma!]

There was an accompanying sound of clapping from the audience as Dita sung out the next verse.

Dita: [Now When you take me by the hooves, everyone's gonna know! Every time you move, I let a little more show! There's something we can use, so don't say no Ranma!]

Jura and Meia began moving in time with Dita.

Dita: [So come on and give it to me, anyway you can! Any way you want to do it, I'll take it like a man! Oh please, baby please! Don't leave me in a jam, Ranma!

Dita, Jura, Meia: [Oh Ranma what a pity you don't understand! You take me by the heart, when you take me by the hand! Oh Ranma, you're so pretty, cant you understand? It's guys like you Ranma! Oh what you do, Ranma, do Ranma, don't break my heart, Ranma!]

Jura and Meia then repeated the chorus lines as they gyrated to the beat.

Jura, Meia: [Oh Ranma, You're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Ranma! Hey Ranma! Oh Ranma, You're so Fine, You're so Fine You Blow My Mind Hey Ranma! Hey Ranma! Oh Ranma, You're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Ranma! Hey Ranma!]

The three girls then reprised the remaining chorus lines with the flourish as the music faded away.

Dita, Jura, Meia: [Oh Ranma what a pity you don't understand! You take me by the heart, when you take me by the hand! Oh Ranma, you're so pretty, cant you understand? It's guys like you Ranma! Oh what you do, Ranma, do Ranma, don't break my heart, Ranma!]

When the music finally ended, the three took a boy while simultaneously blowing their intended a kiss.

Slade could only blush and say to his mother

"Well, at least Dita stopped calling me Mr. Alien."

(End of Songfic)