I pull it closer, beautifully pink and sweet.......and tender. I dip my head lower, lips cupping around the head, creamy white oozing into my waiting mouth. My tongue makes its way from my mouth, and licks around the sides, savoring the flavor of sweet surrender of control. I pull it into my mouth, sucking gently, before easing it away from me.......

"PEEP CHICK

PEEP CHICK

WHATCHA GONNA DO?

WHATCHA GONNA DO

WHEN NARAKU EATS YOU?!"

Eh, heh, heh......

*hides peep chick behind back* Uh....... Hello, my name is Naraku, and I will be your tour guide for this evening.

Actually, it's evening, but I don't want to contradict the authoress's words. I suppose you want to know some things.

Well I want to know some things too.

WHEN'S MY CONTRACT UP!? I WANNA QUIT THIS JOB!

My other question is.......

WHEN'S MY NEXT COFFEE BREAK?! SHISHIO, WONG, AND THEM ARE WAITING FOR ME!

Ahem!

Anyway, my last and final question.......HEY! Don't give me that look!

My last question is.......

WHY COULDN'T THIS FIC HAVE ENDED A LOT SOONER?!

*finishes eating the peep chick* Anyway, I suppose you want to know what happened to Kagome and Inuyasha etc, etc, so forth and so on. Well.......

Here we are at their wedding reception. Exciting, huh? Yeah I'll bet. I wish I could have a slice of that cake. Well, darling Kagome decided she wanted two weddings. One back in the past, and one that, well, was in her own time obviously.

She's so selfish.

And just so you know, I knew she had that lousy well thing going. I knew it since day one when she woke up that white-haired hanyou freak. I just didn't care.

Ewww......look at them dancing the slow dance. Uh.......

I thought that you dance.......well.......not like that. Instead of one of her hands on his shoulder, it's on his HEAD. Petting the ears.......*shudder*

Anyway, with the powerful Shikon jewel completely together, nearly a year after he proposed, they're finally having the second wedding. This one's in the feudal era. Oh joy to the world. Mrs. Higurashi and Souta are here, isn't that neat? Actually, Mrs. Higurashi is closer to my age.......too bad I'm, well, dead.

Oh well, I'll live.

Er.......maybe not.

The jewel, as it's completely together, allows free passage through the well to anyone that's touching it, or touching someone who's touching it. Uh.......yeah.

You know, if there's one thing I really, really miss while watching this wedding reception, it's most definitely.......my baboon thing.

Just think about it.......wouldn't it have been fun to crash the wedding?

I can picture it now, I jump in, screaming like a maniac and scaring the crap out of everyone there.......*sigh*

*shakes head* Oh well, I'll live. You know, I really need to stop saying that.

I couldn't use a girlfriend......Oh KIKYO!!! *sings* She's dead too ya know. Actually, now that the author has finally killed her off in a fic, I have a tour guide partner. Why don't you say hello and introduce yourself Kikyo?

............

......

.......

She's new and still kind of shy.......here, come on Kikyo, say hello to the nice fanfiction readers.......

"Shut up."

Oh my, that's not very nice dear, come on.......

"Shut yer trap."

Come on honey lamb, I need your help!

*Kikyo walks in wearing cowgirl clothes*

Well, she decided that she liked western clothing.......better than her priestess stuff.

"Well, it is more comfortable, and I can KICK you......." *thud*

Ouch.......love hurts, ya know?

Anyway, look out there at the happy couple dancing.

"Happy? I think they look terrified to me."

Don't you wish it Kikyo-chan. Anyway, pretty soon Kagome's going to throw her bouquet....... or rather, whatever it is she's got there. Actually, I think she replaced her bouquet for Shippou. I sure hope she throws him!

"Wouldn't that be cute?"

Exactly.

Oh sick, can you hear that hanyou purring like a puppy? Er.......is that kitten?

"Cats purr you ding-dong."

Whatever. Inuyasha must be half cat, half dog, and half human.

"And you must be half moron, half ding-dong.......because there can only be two halves to a whole."

Really? I never knew that. I grew up believing I was ½ idiot, half dummy, half monkey, and half moron. Hm......

That's okay though. Oh look! Time to through the bouquet. I don't think these dude's know the significance of catching the bouquet in a modern western wedding!

WOOT!

Here come all the available ladies.......

Oh my goodness.......and here comes an old lady.

"I hope sister Kaede catches it!"

I don't, but I suppose my opinion doesn't matter. I'm just a master tour- guide.

"Exactly."

And what does that make you? Alright, here we've got Sango, Kaede, some village girls, and awww isn't that adorable? Kirara the kitty decided to try and catch it....... Awwwwwwww!

Alright, I'll stop. And there's the toss!

ANNNNNNNNDDDDD..............................!

Sango catches it! She is ecstatic! How cool is that? But I think Miroku is MORE ecstatic! Do you want to know why?

Come closer.......

Closer.......

Come on.......

GET CLOSER ALREADY!!

Okay.......look at his pocket carefully.......do you see that little black box? That's why....... *grinz* He wants to propose tonight, but SHHHH don't tell anyone. OMG! He's proposing right NOW! In front of EVERYONE!

Sango's dropping the bouquet.......and......and......and.......and.......

"Get on with it already."

Shut up, the authoress is trying to make this longer than usual.

And.......the bouquet falls to the floor.......*pulls out a peep chick and nibbles on its head* *crunches on the peep-chick's eye*

Kirara catches the bouquet in her teeth! *snaps picture* That's so cute.......

AHEM!

Sango's screaming, the guests (and Inuyasha) are covering their ears.......

YESSSSSSSSS! SCORE! *wipes tears from eyes* That scene gets me every time.......

So romantic! Right Kikyo?

.......Kikyo?

Oh well, she must have gone out to get some coffee or something.

For the 3456th time today.......

*shrugs* I still love her. I'm just glad that Kaede didn't catch the bouquet. And NO I'm NOTTTTT doing anything else after this story. I hate being the narrator person. Yuck. Ew......

*reaches for a peep chick*

HEYYYY! You BADDDD fanfiction readers! You ate all my peep chicks! I hate 752 of them, and you ate all of them! *shakes fist* How could you?!

*brandishes a wooden spoon* I want to be just like my mother when I grow up. She always spanked me with a wooden spoon. ^^;;

*smacks readers' hands'* BADDD! No more peep-chicks for you! BAD! NONONO!

But there's one pink one left! *throws the yellow one's to readers* I don't like yellow, only pink. *reaches for pink one* *reader grabs it and crams it into mouth* Heyyyyy I know it was you!

*shows reader with peep chick half-hanging out of mouth* "N-mph! I mph- didn't.......mph-mph-take.......I-mph-it......."

Yeah right. The evidence is right there. That beautiful pink delicacy, all creamy and warm and fuzzy.......and it's in your mouth.......

*leans forward to try and eat it out of your mouth* *ff.net readers step back*

"Now, now Naraku, don't eat peep-chicks out of people's mouths......."

SHISHIO?!

"Sure.......ya gotta do it like this......." *Shishio pulls his tongue out and walks toward reader* "You have to tongue it out!"

DING DONG DING DONG.......

DING DING DONG DING.......

Oops! Tour over! But I think I'll take your advice Shishio.......*kicks Shishio off stage* *advances towards readers.......* I want that peep chick, even if it IS halfway down your throat. I can play a nice game of tonsil hockey.......*smirks*

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Yo everyone! This fic is now completely finalized and finished at 219 pages and 36 chapters! The 219 pages are WITHOUT author notes. ^^;; I don't even want to THINK about how long it would be with them! Lol!

Anyway, special thanx to my friends on Kenshin(dot)it for the birthday wishes! This is my b-day gift to myself! Lol....... getting this story done one day before my b-day! Yayyy! (Sat. 26th of July) *does the "tomorrow-is-my-birthday-and-I-finished-a-fanfic" dance*

So.......this epilogue was a little.......er....strange, but whatever. I don't even want to know where your mind was during the first paragraph, but I do want to know what you thought of my song! Lol! "Peep Chicks"

I drew a picture once, of a peep chick splattered on a microwave window, and.......my sister actually guessed what it was! ^_^

*hands out digital Skittles*

The blue are the best.......

Hm.......I'm not sure what to say really, seeing as how the story sucked the last 12 or so chapters.......Why oh why did I put a plot into it?

WHYYY?!

Oh well, C U all in another story, more than likely over in the Rurouni Kenshin section....... bye-bye! ^-^

~~Okashira Misao, who used to be Miss Kaoru, who used to be Sango-chan, who used to be Sakura, who used to be Videl, who used to be.......aw forget it.......

PS. Leave a review PLZZZZ! It's the last chapter ever, after all.