I do not own Lord of the Rings or Frosty the Snowman. This is just for fun.

A:N/ Ummm you don't want to know the whole story behind this. Just know that sometimes giant plastic snowmen can look wraithlike when it is very windy. My friend helped me think this up.

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Frosty the Ringwraith

Was a scary, tortured soul,

With a long black cape,

And a sharpened rake,

And two eyes that burned like coal.



Frosty the Ringwraith,

Used to be a man they say

Before the dark lord gave him

A shiny ring

Now he's a dark protégé.



Well there must have been some magic in

That shiny ring he wears,

For when he put it on his hand,

He gave Frodo a scare.



Frosty the Ringwraith,

Almost drowned in the river one day,

His horsie died, but he didn't cry,

He got a new steed that day.



Whackety-whack-whack,

Whackety-whack-whack,

See the hobbits cry,

Flappity-flap-flap

Flappity-flap-flap

Over the hills they flyyyyyyyy!



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originally it was 'see the hobbits die' but I thought that might make it a bit gruesome. Stay tuned, I'm working on 'Rudolph the red-nosed Uruk-Hai.'