In light of the holiday spirit, my family and I decided (upon my prompting) to remake "12 Days of Christmas"…bend it to our will and such. So, here you go…. Enjoy! Oh, and don't forget to review;) Happy Holidays!

P.S, for readers of Saviour, sorry it's taking so long! I've been doing major tests and exams, all the school crap. I'm working on it! Promise. *sheepish smile*

-Elvenflower

12 Days of Christmas…LOTR style!

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

One Ring to rule them all!

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Two warring wizards,

And One Ring to rule them all!

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Three Elven kings,

Two warring wizards,

And One Ring to rule them all!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Four foaming pints,

Three Elven kings,

Two warring wizards,

And One Ring to rule them all!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Five hungry Hobbits!

Four foaming pints,

Three Elven kings,

Two warring wizards,

And One Ring to rule them all!

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Six Ents a' leaping

Five hungry Hobbits!

Four foaming pints,

Three Elven kings,

Two warring wizards,

And One Ring to rule them all!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Seven Dwarves a' grumbling,

Six Ents a' leaping

Five hungry Hobbits!

Four foaming pints,

Three Elven kings,

Two warring wizards,

And One Ring to rule them all!

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Eight maids of Mirkwood,

Seven Dwarves a' grumbling,

Six Ents a' leaping

Five hungry Hobbits!

Four foaming pints,

Three Elven kings,

Two warring wizards,

And One Ring to rule them all!

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Nine flaming Nazgul,

Eight maids of Mirkwood,

Seven Dwarves a' grumbling,

Six Ents a' leaping

Five hungry Hobbits!

Four foaming pints,

Three Elven kings,

Two warring wizards,

And One Ring to rule them all!

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Ten types of mushrooms,

Nine flaming Nazgul,

Eight maids of Mirkwood,

Seven Dwarves a' grumbling,

Six Ents a' leaping

Five hungry Hobbits!

Four foaming pints,

Three Elven kings,

Two warring wizards,

And One Ring to rule them all!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Eleven orcs a' hunting,

Ten types of mushrooms,

Nine flaming Nazgul,

Eight maids of Mirkwood,

Seven Dwarves a' grumbling,

Six Ents a' leaping

Five hungry Hobbits!

Four foaming pints,

Three Elven kings,

Two warring wizards,

And One Ring to rule them all!

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Twelve horns of Gondor,

Eleven orcs a' hunting,

Ten types of mushrooms,

Nine flaming Nazgul,

Eight maids of Mirkwood,

Seven Dwarves a' grumbling,

Six Ents a' leaping

Five hungry Hobbits!

Four foaming pints,

Three Elven kings,

Two warring wizards,

And One Ring to rule them all!