A/N:Just a little thing I wrote when I was bored. Please enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own the Harry Potter world

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Draco Got Run Over By A Bludger

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Draco got run over by a bludger

Flying around the Quidditch Pitch Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as bludgers,

But as for me and Harry, we believe.

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He'd been showing too much ego,

And we were glad to see him go.

He forgot his flying lessons

And fell off of his broom into the snow.

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When we found him Christmas morning

At the scene of the attack,

He had bruises on his forehead

And incriminating footsteps down his back.

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Draco got run over by a bludger

Flying around the Quidditch Pitch Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as bludgers

But as for me and Harry, we believe.

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Now we are all so proud of Snape,

He's been taking this so well .

See him holed up in the dungeons,

Drinking ail and cursing Voldie straight to...Oh,

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Its not Christmas without Draco

All of Hogwart's dressed in black.

And we just can't help but wonder:

Should we open up his gifts or send them back?

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Draco got run over by a bludger

Flying around the Quidditch Pitch Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as bludgers

But as for me and Harry, we believe.

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Now the turkeys on the table

And the bird's too much to bear.

And a green and silver candle

That would have just matched the gel in Draco's hair.

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I've warned all the Quidditch players

"Better watch out for yourselves."

They should never give a broomstick

To he who meets with Voldie and hurts house elves.

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Draco got run over by a bludger

Flying around the Quidditch Pitch Christmas eve.

You can say there's no such thing as bludgers

But as for me and Harry, we believe.

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