PONG: The Split

'This game sucks....'

-Jose Philipe Mendola On PONG



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All day. Every day. The same thing....

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One day, that fateful day, Bat One got tired of it. Who can blame him? This was boring...

'This bites.' Bat One said in the middle of the game. 'Is'nt there something else we can do? I'm getting tired of this!'

'Look..' Bat Two said to him 'We'v been in this game for YEARS, and all you'v done is complain about your job! Shut up allready! We're PONG paddles, adn that's what we're made for. Nothing else!'

'I'll show him..' Bat One thought to himself 'I'm gonna get out of here one day, and become someone!'

Well, this went on for many more years, Bat One still talking about 'real games, with life like faces'. Bat Two, content with his life as a single pixel, lived with it. but one day, it all changed.

PONG was turnrd on one morning, but something was missing. Bat Two was there, but Bat One was gone. Instead , there was a sign. It read as follows:

'Bat Two, have a nice life, I'm off on a new adventure. Have a nice life. The pixel formally known as Bat One.'

It was come to be known, a few months later, that Bat One was now 'Pixel Number 1,735,636,238', currentally working in 'Max Payne.' He can be seen after shooting the third guy in the street level, but only if using 'Bullet Time', whie having the Dual Barettas equipped. Bat Two however, is still working on an Atari 2600, now with a new bat, working unti people comprehend just how stupid Max Payne is.



To Readers: I was bored, and had nothing else to write. So sue me..... R&R Please.