GR&SU Ch 3

SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT GAIZ BUT HERE IT IS! CHAPTER THREEEEEEEE!

The arrival of Rick and Morty into the Pines family caused a change in the life in the Mystery Shaq.

Rick made a bed-making machine that made a third bed in Dipper and Mabel's room. Morty sleeps in that third bed. Rick sleeps in the same bed as Grunkle Stan. It's weird.

It's been a week since Rick and Morty came to town, and Rick has helped Stanley get over the whole "save my twin brother" thing. Since Stanley learned a lot about technology in his 30 years rebuilding the portal, he has started worked with Rick on some cool projects including a machine that turns you into panties, or, if you're into guys, a pair of Calvin Klein boxer briefs.

They're best friends.

MEANWHILE IN BEACH CITY!

Mayor Dewey walks up to the Crystal Gems' house, completely nude.

Lars answers the door, unphased.

"Is the hot one home?" asks Dewey.

"Shit." says Lars.

Pearl comes to the door, seemingly impressed.

"Fuse with me." says Dewey.

"Ok." says Pearl.

They both go over to the beach, as Steven, Amethyst, and Garnet all watch.

It was cool.

Then they all hear a disturbance and a giant-ass portal opens up on the beach.

The Crystal Gems, Greg and his van, Connie, Onion, Ronaldo all get sucked in the portal and Mayor Dewey criez the loss of his bird senpai.

They are in the Gravity Falls, in the middle of town.

BACK DA SHAQ!

"Huh, it looks as if the portal opened up its other end in the middle of town, and dropped whatever shit from that dimension there." said Rick, to Stan.

"Well shit-covered balls. Now what?" said Stan.

"I guess we'll have to go investigate..." says Rick.

i hope u gaiz liked Chap 3. Now I have a choice for you to make...

should the next chapter have:

1. Actually intelligently written character interaction

2. Rick making an Aging-Ray that makes Steven and Connie older and past puberty so they have sex

your choice. Let me know in the comments below.