Voldie roasting on an open fire

Butterbeer dripping down our toes

tiny brooms, zooming round by the fire

and folks dress up like muggles

Everybody knows,

A boy with that lightning scar,

help to make us feel just right

tiny tots, with their smile glowing bright

it's time to celebrate tonight

And now Dumbie's on his way

dressed up just like santa with his sleigh

and every lil child is gona spy

to see if Voldie really screams while he frys!

And so I'm chugging down a Chocolate Frog

stoaking the fire so it's right.

May he be flamed many times many ways!

Crispy Voldie. For you!