You know why I don't feel guilty about starting this story? Because I just uploaded all of my other ones! VvV I feel no guilt.



Chapter 1: Onna Sensai?



Way back when; before Inu Yasha met Kagome, before Sesshomaru lost his arm, before our half demon dog boy even knew about the shikon jewel, way back! Go WAY back!



AAAH!! DINOSAURS!!!



Not that far. Back to the time of change in height, smelly feet, zits, and cracking voices..you know what? Leave out the zits, I could never imagine Inu Yasha or Sesshomaru for that matter with zits. A time of metamorphic "puberty." Where a young person questions themselves and his or her place under the rising sun.

Thirteen year old Inu Yasha walked down a dirt path with an actual place to go. Usually he would be a drifter, either run out of town by an angry mob, or he left out of dissatisfaction. So much for home sweet home.

Just then, a familiar nineteen year old sibling crossed his path. Inu Yasha looked over at him. "Sesshomaru-anchen? Why are you here?"

"Sesshomaru looked at him expressionlessly. "Probably for the same reason as you."

"The Top Dog?" Inu Yasha asked.

"It is said that he is the dog demon who taught our very own father everything he knew about conquering and warfare." Sesshomaru said.

"You came for lessons, too?" Inu Yasha asked.

"I came to check it out." Sesshomaru said coolly.

They started walking down the same dirt path, but they didn't talk to each other or act like brothers at all. (Unless that's how brothers really do act, I wouldn't know.) Suddenly they heard the sound of a girl scream. Inu Yasha stopped to look in the direction it came from. Sesshomaru kepton walking and didn't even blink, "Probably some demon feeding on a virgin human." He said.

That's when a girl came running toward them really really fast. She bowled them over them then ran around them in circles, "Help me! Save me! Help me! Save me!" she screamed. She hopped a couple of times in one spot, whimpering. Then she resumed running circles around the boys.

Inu Yasha got up and looked at her like she was crazy. "What's your case?" he asked.

She stopped again with her back to them shivering, "Get it off!" she cried. Inu Yasha looked and noticed a small spider sitting on her back. He plucked it and held it up. "This little guy?"

The girl turned it look at it. She had large blue eyes with little stars in them. She had long white hair that went to the middle of her back. She wore a very short kimono that was light blue with gold trim. She also had long pointed ears.

The spiders legs twitched in the air trying to grab onto something. The girl cringed in fear. Inu Yasha flicked it away. She watched it scurry off them looked at him in wonder.

GLOMP!

"Thank you! Thank you! You're so brave!" she gave him a big bear hug. Inu Yasha made a choaking sound. It was akward for him because that was the first time in many years that he had ever been hugged by anyone. Plus the difference in height. He was about five feet tall, and she was nearing five- six. But Sesshomaru was taller then her. She backed away, bowed politely, then started to skip off.

"Wait!" Inu Yasha said.

She turned to smile at them. "Yes?"

"Can you tell us were we can find the Top Dog?" he asked.

She smiled and pointed at her nose. "That'd be me!"

"Don't lie." Sesshomaru said. "Tell us where he really is!"

"ME!" she smiled and struck a cute pose.

"Yeah right!" Inu Yasha said. "You can't be him!"

"I can't?" she asked looking confused.

"The Top Dog is a fearless and cunning Dog demon who trained the greatest warriors in Japan, including our father." Sesshomaru said.

The girl thought for a second, then smiled and said, "Ah! You must be referring to my father!"

"Take us to him then!" Inu Yasha commanded.

"I'm a trainer, not a necromancer!" she said.

"Huh?"

"He died along time ago. But I'm his daughter, Top Dog Sashimi!" she pointed at her cheeks.

Sesshomaru sighed, "What a disappointment, I came to find a skilled sensai in war and I find a frail and sad woman."

"What do you mean?" she asked.

"You aren't a fighter, just a woman." Said Sesshomaru.

"Woman ARE usless," Inu Yasha said. "They're only good for one thing."

Sashimi looked at them in shock. She opened her mouth a couple of times to say something that wouldn't come out. "Women are useless?"

"Useless as fish ice cream." Inu Yasha said.

After a few seconds Sashimi laughed and smiled slyly, "My dad taught your dad, right? Well guess who taught MY dad!"

"Who?" Inu Yasha asked.

"Tee-hee, MY MOM!" ^_^V

Inu Yasha gaped at her and Sesshomaru showed expression. "Now I'm interested!" the young demon lord said.

The girl twirled around and winked, "I'll teach you on one condition."

"And that is?" Inu Yasha asked.

She held her arms out. "You both give me a BIG hug!"

Inu Yasha sweatdropped. "This is lame-ass." -_- ;;;;;

"Now, now, hugs and positive attitudes!" She said with her arms still widespread. She turned to Sesshomaru, "How about it, big boy? Hugs for super speed and the secrets of you father's fighting techniques?" He stood expressionlessly for a few seconds then went over and embraced her lightly. She hugged his neck because she didn't want to hug the thin layer of armor.

He backed off and she smiled at him with the stars in her eyes larger and brighter. "You're so soft and warm!" Sesshomaru showed no signs of emotion, but his mind whizzed with questioning thoughts.

She turned to Inu Yasha offering her arms again. He sighed and opened his arms reluctantly.

GLOMP!

His eyes popped at the force of the hug. She squeezed her grip a couple of times and said, "You're a one size fits all hugger!" she backed away and smiled with her large eyes. "Some girl will be lucky to have you some day!" Inu Yasha blushed lightly and looked away with a scowl.

"Alright!" she said looking from one boy to the other. "We'll go to my house, and we'll have milk and cookies, and we'll get to know one another, then we'll train! This'll be so much fun, fun, FUN!" she sparkled with joy as she skipped along. Inu Yasha and Sesshomaru walked behind her. They both gave each other a look, wondering what they'd gotten themselves into.

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