A/N: This anime was freaking fun to watch. So I decided to make something for it. Please enjoy.

"So, you want to hear about what happened to me in the past with Absolute Choice?"

Kanade simply asked, "I've always been sort of curious about how your experiences went, so..."

Bowing his head, he muttered, "If you don't want to talk about it, I'm sorry."

Next to them, Chocolat was stuffing her face with every single type of food on the table, the feast that Kanade had prepared for them still being consumed. Sometime along the way, the sake had started flowing, and so they found themselves in their current predicament.

Taking another sip of sake, Utage responded with, "Eh, whatever. Can't really hurt, since we can't talk about it to others anyways."

As Kanade and Chocolat listened, Utage began her tale.

"Once upon a time, I was a normal girl..."