"Are animals always fighting?"
"Couldn't God or Jesus fixed this."
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"What does it do?"
"Well, pretend you have a fox trying to kill a rabbit. Spray some animals lover on the fox and it will prevent it from harming it."
"Does it work on any animals?"
"Why yes. It can also work on pets. For example, if your cats is trying to eat mice, spray some animals lover and it will never eat mice again."
"So call now and get your very own animals spray."
"Great. Thank you."