You Have Got to be Kidding me

Author: Yasmine1

Email: ebonysky1@yahoo.com

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.. If I did he would be running around naked more often, and his brother would be forced to wear a G-string all day long despite the constant wedgies.

Summary: While Kagome's away, Shippou will play.. with infant Miroku and Inuyasha? What in the? Naraku has changed Shippou, Miroku, and Inuyasha's ages. Now Shippou has to deal with Singing Mushrooms, Blue and yellow Polka dotted Kirara, Appearance of Miroku abusive and horny Sango, Betsy Wetsy is Pregnant? And Fatherly Sesshomaru. Stay tuned for more fun in You have got to be Kidding me!

Chapter Five New Surprises! Miroku has an extra arm under his clothes

Shippou stared into Miroku's eyes, Miroku stared back. Shippou's left eyelid started to twitch, Miroku smiled. Shippou glared, Miroku lifted his hand.

POOF

"HAHAHAA I knew that chocolate appeared from you! Give me your hand right now!"

Miroku handed Shippou his right hand as he ate the chocolate in his left. it once again was all over his face. Shippou stared at the offered hand, there in the center was the beginning of a hole, but when he touched it only chocolate came out. Just as he was pressing down on it to produce more chocolate, a very VERY naked Inuyasha ran up to him. Very much out of breath and very much out of clothes.

"Who in the Hell are you?" Inuyasha screamed, his mind still on his brother made him chuckle again.

"Hey Inuyasha. Life with Sesshomaru not go so well?"

""Who are you and why do you know my name? Oh I know! NARAKU!!!! FIGHT ME NOW!" Inuyasha pulled out from nowhere, meaning out of his butt, the Tetsusaiga.

Shippou turned towards the naked Inuyasha and smiled at him. His fangs a lot longer now than they were, and his tail fluffed up behind him. He walked over to Inuyasha, now as tall as him and smacked him in the back of his head.

"Inuyasha you are so stupid! Do I smell like Naraku? No! Who do I smell like?"

"You kind smell like Shippou.. Oh God did you eat my friend? You evil demon! How could you eat that small fox demon? WHY??? WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU?? ANSWER ME YOU BASTARD!"

"What's going on? Inuyasha? Why are you naked?" Sango appeared out of nowhere too.. which means she came out of Inuyasha's butt.

"Where did you come from Sango?" Shippou leered at the sudden entrance of his friend.

"Well I got sent to this world where everything smells really bad, and it is run by bacteria and it is kinda muscular and flat. Actually I do think it was Inuyasha's butt." She pulled a piece of something out of her hair, but I'm not going to tell you what it was.

Sango walked over to Shippou and smiled at him. Her eyes were undressing him the entire time. Then she turned to Inuyasha who was now making Miroku make chocolate appear, then he started to scratch the back of his head with his foot and cleaning himself.. Which was very disturbing at that moment. Shaking her head she turned back towards Shippou and pushed him up against a tree.

"So big boy, what is your name?" Sango's hand slid up his side and rested on his chest. Shippou just stared at her.

"Its me Shippou, Nark changed our ages.. Well at least Miroku and mine. Inuyasha changed in the last chapter. Sango aren't you dating Miroku? I mean he is sitting over there and you haven't once said anything to him. Plus where is Kirara?" Shippou pulled Sango's hand from out of his hair and her mouth off of his chest. Making her latch on harder.

"Miroku who? I don't see him. And Kirara is over there by the tree." Sango pulled a whip out of nowhere... Which was out of Inuyasha's butt again, and wrapped it around the running Shippou.

"AHHHHHH! Someone help me!"

"I'LL HELP YOU!!!!! FOR I AM SESSHOMARU! AND NO PERSON CAN DEFEAT ME!!!!"

Everyone stopped moving and looked at the tall man that sat on top of a blue and yellow polka dotted creature. He wore a bright puke green outfit with a cheap towel around his neck and his hair in pigtails. Behind him sat a giant doll with curly blond hair and a Hugh inflated belly. Inuyasha stopped licking himself, Miroku stopped running from Sango who had finally saw him and was kicking him into the air like a football between trying to keep a struggling Shippou under her new hypnotic powers.

"Oh my God!" Everyone said at once.

Sesshomaru jumped off the polka dotted animal which than shrank and hopped over toward Sango. It was Kirara. He was still blue and yellow, just smaller. Sesshomaru then picked up the Hugh Betsy Wetsy doll and stood her up.. Or at least tried to stand her up. The weight of her belly made her fall over and he had to keep picking her up. Finally she was standing up, with his help, and he walked over like he hadn't taken thirty minutes trying to get her to stand.

"Inuyasha I was very angry that you didn't stay. But now that I am here I can tell you the good news."

"What good news?" Inuyasha stared oddly around him, looking for a possible way to run if necessary.

"You are going to be an uncle.. Betsy and me are having a baby. I wanted to tell you at the tea party, but you just left so soon. Then you reverted back to your old age and I wasn't sure if you would return so I had to come find you."

"LOOK AT THAT GIRL WITH THE DAISY DUKES ON! I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT THAT GIRL WITH THE DAISY DUKES ON. EVERYBODY!!! DON'T WANT NO SHORT SHORT MAN. OH ME SO HORNY, OH ME SO HORNY, OH ME SO HORNY ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!"

"I'm sorry to interrupt this lovely family thing, but where is that loud music coming from?" Shippou asked from out of the tree where Sango was standing underneath with a wedding dress on. He was currently pushing her down the tree as she tried to climb it.

"Oh that is my theme song singers, look they fit in my pocket." Sesshomaru then pulled out six very small and ugly mushrooms.

"WE REPRESENT THE LOLLIPOP KIDS THE LOLLIPOP KIDS THE LOLLIPOP KIDS! WE REPRESENT THE LOLLIPOP KIDS, MAN MY ASS HURTS!"

"HEY! No cursing around my lovely wife and future mother of my kid. Hold on.. What is that baby? Your water broke. You are going into labor?"

Suddenly, and quite unexpected. And I should know I am writing it, a gooey substance fell from behind the giant Betsy Wetsy doll. Sesshomaru dropped his wife and grabbed the gooey red blob of whatever. Smiling very wide he turned to the people his brother had befriended.

"It's a boy!"

"Oh my God. I'm gonna barf!" Inuyasha doubled over, just to be surrounded by a poof of pink smoke. Once it cleared he was back at his child age of 2.

"Hey everybody! I'm back!"

Everyone once again turned to see Kagome standing there, with her bike in one hand and her book bag in the other.

"Hey where is Inuyasha? And Shippou and Miroku? Sango, where did they go?"

"Hey Kagome. the funniest thing. You are so gonna laugh when you hear this. You see I think Naraku did something bad. You see this is Inuyasha, Miroku and Shippou right here." Sango laughed nervously.

"You have got to be kidding me!"

TBC