DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANYTHING! Happy? I'm not sure if I own the lyrics I made up, cuz it's not my song anyway...Oh well. I'll just say it's not mine. KK.

Amy, who doesn't have a ff.net username yet, and Emily, or Mrs. Emily Snape, helped me make up these songs.

Rated PG-13 for later chapters, especially the Snape one...MEEHEHEHE!

COMPLICATED

To the tune of Avril Lavigne's Complicated.

Uh huh

Elves are like this

Uh huh

Uh huh

That's the way it is

Cuz elves are like this

Uh huh

Uh huh

That's the way it is



Chill out

Whatcha yellin for

Lay back

You look like Dumbledore

And if you could only let it be

You will see



I like you the way you are

When we're flyin in your car

And you're talkin to me one on one

When you've become



Somebody else

You look like an elf

You're watchin your back

Like you are a cat

You're tryin to be cool

You look like a ghoul to me

Tell me



CHORUS



Why'd you have to go and make things so elfinated?

I see the way you're actin like somebody else

Gettin me frustrated

Life's like this you

You fall and you crawl and you wait till it's cuz you know Winky's drunk, yeah

Honestly you promised me

I'm never gonna find you waitin

No no no



You come over elfinized

Dressed up like you're Frankenstein

Where you are and where it's at you see

You're makin me

Laugh out

When you strike the pose

Take off

All of your dress robes

You know

You're not foolin anyone

When you become



Somebody else

You look like an elf

Watchin your back

Like you are a cat

You're tryin to be cool

You look like a ghoul to me

Tell me



CHORUS



No no no

(No no no)

No no

(No no no)

No no

(No no no)

No no

Chill out whatcha yellin for

Lay back

You look like Dumbledore

And if you could only let it be

You will see



Somebody else

You look like an elf

Whatchin you're back

Like you are a cat

Tryin to be cool

You look like a ghoul to me

Tell me



CHORUS x2

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BOO YA! You like? This song was very, er...interesting to make up. R&R peas! Though you've already read...Well, baibai!