A/N:
Bohemian Rhapsody is property of Queen
MK is property of Boon and Tobias
I own nothing

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Takeda, Kung Jin:
Is this an x-ray?
Or a babality?
Fought in the story mode
Did countless fatalities

Reptile:
I spit in your eyes
The venom cannot
let you see

Liu Kang:
I'm just a poor boy,
but I gave Earthrealm victory

Takeda, Kung Jin:
He was Scorpion, now Hanzo
Bi-Han's dead, Sub-Zero

Liu Kang:
See these martial arts moves
It's not really clever to Quan Chi
Quan Chi…

(Goro sits at a piano in a tux)

Goro:
Sonya just killed man
Wrapped her legs around his head
Broke the neck, and now he's dead
Sonya, Cassie's got a gun!
She's threatening to shoot and blow my brains away!

Cassie:
Mama, ooooh
we'll make Kano die!
We'll make him wish he'd never been born at all!
He'll be carrion, carrion
His flesh will rot while Frost gives me shivers
Mama, ooh,
Daddy's movies make me cry
I honestly wish Ninja Mime didn't have a sequel!

D'Vorah:
Who's playing the guitar?!

Shao Kahn:
I see a little silhouette of man-

Dan Forden:
TOASTY!

Quan Chi:
Scorpion! Scorpion! Will you claim your vengeance?

Takeda, Kung Jin:
Thunderbolts and lighting,
Why is Raiden flying at me?

Kung Lao:
Boon-Tobias!

Kenshi:
Boon-Tobias!

Liu Kang:
Boon-Tobias! NRS!

Takeda:
I'm Hanzo's side-kick, nobody fights me…

Earthrealmers:
He's a psychic ninja, going out with Jacqui!
He'll use his whip for a fatality

(Sub-Zero is strapped down on a operating table)

Kuai Liang:
Easy come, easy go
Will you let me go?

Cyrax and Sektor:
Ice Ninja! No! We will not let you go!

Sonya and Jax:
Let him go!

Cyrax and Sektor:
Ice Ninja! No! We will not let you go!

Sonya and Jax:
Let him go!

Cyrax and Sektor:
Ice Ninja! No! We will not let you go!

Sonya and Jax:
Let him go!

Cyrax and Sektor:
We will not let you go!

Sonya and Jax:
Let him go!

Kuai Liang:
Never let me go?

Cyrax and Sektor:
We will not let you go!

Kuai Liang:
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!

Goro:
Oh, mama mia, mama mia!

Kitana:
Mama mia? Shao Kahn let my mother go!

All:
The Elder Gods
Have a challenge set aside for me
For me!

Sindel:
For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Jade:
Reptile, put that guitar down right this instant!

Shao Kahn:
So you thought you could beat me by travelling through time?

Raiden:
You realise that Shinnok's been screwing our minds?
HE MUST WIN!
Got to get the message out
The game has rebooted I fear…

(at Shang Tsung's Island, Raiden shakes his head)

Liu Kang:
Is everything alright, Lord Raiden?

Raiden:
I know how it ends…

Liu Kang:

Raiden:
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters
to me