"Did your girlfriend dumped you?"
"Yes, they thinks boys are dumb."
"Did your boyfriend dumped you?"
"Yeah, he thinks we're too fat."
"Well you're in luck. Come to the store and buy your very own, Love Poison"
"What is that?"
"It a device that will force your boyfriend or girlfriend to fall in love with you.
"How much does it cost?"
"For the male it cost 3.99, but for the female, it cost 2.99."
"Let me give you an example. Pretend a man just dumped a woman during their date. Spray the Love Poison three time on the man and PRESSO, the man is totally in love with the woman."
"That is so awesome."
"So call now and get yourselves a Love Poison."