"Wow Harry! Look at that girl! She's gorgeous!"

Ron pointed to a girl with waist length blonde hair, blue eyes, a flawless face, a small waist, a large chest, a nice butt, and a beautiful smile with teeth so white they sparkled. Really, they did.

She walked over to them.

"Hello! My name is Mary!"

"Hi Mary!" said Ron. "Want to be my girlfriend?"

"Okay!" she said brightly. "Let me tell you some more about me! I have a 4.1 GPA, I'm from America, I'm the best Quidditch player ever, I single handedly defeated Voldemort, and all the teachers, even Snape love me! Oh, and I'm a Gryffindor, because I'm really brave!"

"Wow! You're even better than Hermione! She only has a 4.0 GPA!" said Ron.

"Hey Mary, do you want to be on the Quidditch team?" asked Harry.


"Oh, and Mary, you forgot to mention your last name!" Ron said.

"Oh silly me! It's Sue!"

**Haha, that was my making fun of Mary Sues. I know that it's probably been done before, but oh well. I thought it was funny. Tell me what you think!**