"Hey kids, do you like robot?"
"Do you really hate school?"
"'Are you failing all of your classes, because you're sick?"
"Well come and meet your very own Human Robot."
"What does it do?"
"First you take a DNA of your hair, saliva, or any part from your body, then you put it in the robot chamber and PRESSO! You got yourself a Human Robot."
"It can also do other stuff like clean the room. wash dishes, clean clothes, do laundry, do homework, cover for people at work and school, clean gutter, cook meals, organized shelves, wash windows, fix squeaking door sound, build stuff, weed the garden, mow the lawn, and lots more."
"So come on in, and get your very own Human Robot for 9.99."