Bear In The Big Blue House

It was a normal day in the big blue house everyone was dead on the couch except bear.
"HI CHILDREN!" Bear yelled.
"Today I'm moving and blowing up this house so the cops can't say I murdered everyone!" Bear said.
Bear called a number and Saddam Hussein bombed the house and then Bear said running out of the house pulling you, "We're moving to the Big Pink House!" We walked for a mile or so and there was a big pink house. "WE'RE HERE!" Bear said to you and pulled you in the house.
"What are you doing?" You asked Bear
"Killing you of course!" Bear said pulling a big knife out. Bear kept on stabbing you till you were dead!

The Very Happy End