Patriot-112: Here I am! And back with a new chapter of Deja Vu! I was VERY happy at the reception this fic received, and for those new fans this next chapter is for you!

Please note, my updates will not come regularly, as I have other projects, like: Naruto and the Kyuubi Child, Valkyria Chronicles: Iron Cross Alliance, Gundam SEED: L2 Sovereign, etc. So, don't be down if this fic doesn't get as much attention.

Okay, enough of that, on with the next chapter!


Deja Vu

Chapter 1

Flash vs Flash

Momma's Fury


Minato B couldn't believe what was happening, his plan to use his worthless son as a sacrificial pawn were falling apart, all thanks to something claiming to be a God, and these doubles of himself and his wife. He knew he had to fix this problem now, or his plans for the world will be ruined.

"I won't be denied by some damn glorified wolf bitch and her cronies who look like me and my wife!" he shouted, as he prepared his signature kunai again.

Ammy growled angrily when she heard that insult.

"Oh, he did NOT just call me that!" she snarled, and was ready to tear this asshole a new one, before a hand placed itself on her shoulder, and she turned and saw Minato A, with a calm look on his face.

"Let me handle this, Ammy-san," he said calmly, though his eyes betrayed the fury he had for this cold hearted version of himself, "Besides, I need to vent a little steam on this asshole."

Amaterasu could see in Minato A's eyes that he wanted to teach this dark version of himself a lesson, seeing that he showed him and Kushina what will happen to Naruto and what he will become, she could understand that, and thus she nodded and back beside Kushina and erected some kind of shield around herself, the Uzumaki, and her child. Minato A looked at his double, as he reached up and removed the cloak, revealing to be wearing the same uniform and shinobi gear he wore on his mission to Rouran, sans the mask.

Not needing any further invitation, Minato B, threw his Hiraishin kunai at his doppelganger, which Minato A dodged, only for the former to use the Hiraishin to teleport to the kunai. However, when he arrived at Point B, instead of having the advantage of surprise, he got a surprise of his own, as Minato A round house kicked him in the gut, sending him slamming into the field that Amaterasu had set up.

"Did you forget already?" Minato A admonished, "I. Am. You! We had the same sensei, know the same moves, the only thing we don't share is humility!"

Minato B struggled to get up from the hit to his back, gritting his teeth in pain as he turned to glare at the man, who he was now convinced was him, seeing as he used a combo technique in a way he would do.

"Damn...you!" He growled out as he finally got back to his feet, he then looked toward Kakashi and the other ANBU who were all shocked at seeing their Hokage, the one they know, be bested...by himself no less!

"And what are you waiting for!?" Minato B yelled out, "Kill him!"

Kakashi was about to order his team to attack, when one of his team, a certain purple long haired cat masked female, attacked two of their team by using her sword to slice the Achilles tendons and shoulders to incapacitate them.

"Cat! What are you doing!?" shouted Kakashi. He then heard Minato A chuckle.

"Did you really think I wouldn't have a backup plan in case you tried to pull something?" he said, "Isn't that right, Yugao?"

The cat masked ANBU jumped from her former fellow ANBU and landed inside the bubble, entering a protective stance in front of Kushina and Naruto.

"YOU TRAITOR!" Minato B shouted.

The Cat ANBU just removed her mask showing the beautiful young face underneath. She then chucked it at the corrupt Hokage (Minato B).

"I was never on your side from the beginning, Teme," she said. Unlike her counterpart who was trained by Kushina, this Yugao was passed over by this world's Kushina, out of some bullshit reason or another. Needless to say, Yugao didn't take that very well.

Minato B only gritted his teeth in anger till he was brought back into focus by a kick to the face.

"HEY! Focus!" shouted Minato A, "We're not done yet!"

Minato B wiped the blood off his face.

"I won't let you ruin my plans!" he shouted and charged at Minato A again, and the duel continued. Both of them began using the Hiraishin as they flashed threw their respective kunai at each other, Minato A using a modified sealing formula to avoid going to his evil doppelganger's, and them disappearing and reappearing in another area, using all their respective jutsu in their arsenal. The site of the battle amazes and terrifies the gathered ANBU as they watch two versions of the same man battle themselves.

While the Yellow Flashes battled each other, Kakashi seeing an opportunity forms the seals for his signature jutsu, the Chidori. Kushina sees this, and glares at the evil version of her husband's student. Yugao was about to draw her sword when Kushina placed a hand on her shoulder. Looking toward her, she saw the woman shake her head.

"I'll take care of this," she said and turned to Ammy, "Mind looking after Naruto, after I deal with these scum?"

Amaterasu smiled, "Of course, I wouldn't mind," she said, and the red head walked over to the Goddess in her wolf form and placed her son on her back.

"Kaa-san will be right back sweetie," she said softly, as the little blonde looked at her with those baby-blue eyes. "Need to deal with some VERY naughty people."

(BGM: I Burn - RWBY OST)

She then proceeded to walk out of the protective barrier, and removed her cloak, showing she was wearing her own version of Minato's Rouran mission uniform, except it was form fitting, the sleeves were cut off, and the pant legs were cut off at the knees, she wore a pair of kunoichi boots, and wore the signature ANBU gauntlets.

"Say Kakashi, ever seen a mother vixen with her young?" she asks, flexing her hands, causing the silver haired man and his ANBU squad to blink, "They say that when her kits are threatened, she fights with such a vicious ferocity, that predators think twice before fighting her."

Then, red chakra begins to form around her, making the Konoha ANBU stiffen in worry. Soon Kushina's eyes turn red, her hair began flapping in the hair, resembling ninetails.

"And right now...you just pissed off one very. ANGRY. Vixen," with that said, and in a burst of speed she sped forward, too fast for the ANBU, and punched a rat masked member of the group in the face, shattering the mask in the process, and sending the man flying. "And she's now GONNA KICK YOUR COLLECTIVE ASSES!"

The ANBU drew their swords to attack the Red Hot-Blooded Habanero, as she proceeded to devastate the fools. One tried to stab her in the gut, only for her to sidestep, and grab the wrist of the said operative before driving the sword into another, before kicking them both away. She then ducked a swipe, before she gave the offender a vicious uppercut sending him airborne, but she wasn't done as she grabbed his leg and used him as a club to clobber three of the idiots who believed they got the advantage by gaining up on her, she proved them wrong.

Kakashi could only watch, fear in his only visible eye, as he watched the legendary fury of the redhead in action. He had seen her in action before and it was scary enough, but now THIS close!? Yeah, they were screwed.

He then turned his attention to the dome barrier, where the traitor Cat, was standing alongside that Demon wolf, which currently had the useless Jinchuriki on it's back. If he could only just...

"Pay attention scarecrow!" He turned just in time to receive a left hook to his face, before being submitted to a barrage of punches all over his person, a grunt following each punch the ticked off redhead delivered. After another the 10th punch to the back of the head, Kushina then tripped the son of the White Fang onto his back, while grabbing his foot and lifting it up. Kakashi's eyes widened as he realized what she was about to do.

"WAITWAITWAITWAIT-OOH!" he received an vicious punch to his family jewels before being given an evenly brutal kick which sent him flying. "AAAAGGGGHHHH!"

(End BGM)

The two guarding the young Naruto in the barrier could only watch as the scarecrow went flying and into the lake of the Valley.

"Nailed it!" Kushina said triumphantly, the Kyuubi chakra fully receded, smirking as the sounds of the pained grunts of the ANBU, who miraculously survived her assault, were heard as they writhed on the ground.

Ammy only smirked as she shook her head.

"Show off...,"

Yugao was slightly gaping at the devastation this version of the woman she once looked up to.

'O-Kay, note to self, never piss this Kushina off, no matter what.'


With the two yellow flashes, both of them showed they were evenly matched, as they each blocked a kick from each other, while using Hiraishin tags to zip across the field. Minato B was growing more and more frustrated, while Minato A was just getting more determined to teach this asshole the meaning of humility, and all he needed was a tiny slip up from his evil counterpart. And it was showing as he saw the scowl on the other Yellow getting more and more hateful. He smirked slightly, deciding to push his evil self a little over the edge.

"Tell me something..." he said, making Minato-B blink, "Did you really love Kushina? Or is she just another tool for your scheme for more power that you don't really need?"

The results were instantaneous as Minato-B lost his temper as he attempted to slash at him with a kunai, only for Minato-A to catch it as his smirk got bigger.

"I'll take that as a 'yes'," he said, infuriating Minato-B even more as his attacks got more and more sloppy, which made it easy for Minato-A to predict. "I mean, it's obvious you have no REAL love for anybody. Especially your own flesh and blood whose only crime was being born alongside your daughter, which I pity the girl for having such a despicable father..."

Minato-A blinked at that.

'Okay that felt a little weird, I'm practically insulting myself,' He thought, before focusing back on the fight.

"SHUT UP!" Minato-B shouted as he threw another punch.

"Oh did I struck a nerve?" Minato-A said, as he parried the punch, "All I said was the truth,"

Minato-B only screamed in rage as he went after his double who continued to dodge him.

'Alright. Time to finish this,' was the thought of the Good Minato as he prepared his final move on his 'Evil Twin' before finally disappearing in a flash making Minato-B stop. He looked around the clearing they were in, looking for the man who caused his plan to go up in flames.

"WHERE ARE YOU!?" he shouted into the trees, and he received no answer.

He continued to grit his teeth in rage. This other self of his had insulted him time and time again, and he so badly wanted to murder him. But as he was focused on finding the man, he didn't notice the ground crack slightly, before it exploded and the Hokage of Konoha got a vicious uppercut to the chin from his double, who then proceeded to kick and punch the man who would dare harm the body and soul of his son. After a brutal minute of beating the man to a pulp, he finished up by slapping a special paralysis seal just for this occasion, and then swung his legs around before clamping around the head of his double, before in mid-air and slamming the evil Minato to the ground, flat on his stomach.

Minato-B after grunting a bit in pain, tried to stand up, but soon found out he couldn't move.

'...I-I can't... move...'

"I hope you like the seal," he heard Minato A's voice mocked, "Before we came here, I had this specially made for you, with help from Kushina, and Ammy-sama. Took a while to get right, but the point is, that seal is designed so that if you try to use your chakra to break it, it will explode like a exploding tag, same thing if anyone else tries to tamper with it. The only it will come off, is when I, and my family are safely away from this universe...and far away from you,"

Minato-B only growled as Minato-A kneeled next to him.

"Ya know, it's funny, I wanted to be Hokage so people would look up to me," he said, a nostalgic look on his face, "I admit, I was cocky at that age. But then Kushina came along. Hehehe, while I do love her, I was also scared if I did anything that rubbed her the wrong way, she kicked my ass. So you can say she was my humbler,"

He then looked down at Minato-B.

"Apparently, you were never humbled," He said with a slight edge, as he stood back up. "We're taking Naruto back with us to our own universe. Whether Naruto plans to come back or not is his choice. But know this, he is OUR son now. You never wanted him, so you have no right over him."

He then turned around and began walking away, leaving Minato-B on the ground.

"I hope we never see each other again in the future," Minato-A said, "I don't want or care to know if you'll realize you threw away a son you can be proud of. But, I guess you can thank me somewhat. After all, I did save your world from being destroyed by a monster you would've created due to your greed, and stupidity. Not that you will admit it."

Minato-B blinked at that, wondering what he meant by 'a monster he would've created'.

Before he could say anything, Minato-A vanished in a yellow flash, leaving the man on the ground.


(From this point on, Minato will be referred to as normal)

Minato breathed a sigh of relief as he arrived back at the Valley of the End, Kushina, Yugao, Ammy, and Naruto waiting for him. He looked over and saw the either dead or unconscious bodies of the ANBU on the ground, and knew that Kushina unleashed her pent up rage on the fools. Shaking his head, he walked to the group, and saw his son, being held in his mother's arms, not letting go of him for even a minute.

He gave Kushina an loving embrace, though mindful not to crush the infant boy between them.

"Ready to go home?" Minato asked and Kushina nodded with a smile.

"Yes, let's" the Uzumaki said, "I can't stand this world any longer,"

Minato nodded at that, "Me neither," he said and turned to Ammy, "We're ready to go now,"

The wolf formed Goddess nodded at that, "Good." she said, and began glowing, soon a dome of light encompassed the one deity, three adults and one baby, before they vanished. Not to be seen again, for hopefully, never.


Meanwhile, at the Konoha of this universe, the counterpart of a certain redhead was tossing and turning in her sleep, as a glow on the back of her neck revealed a type of seal meant to ensure that the subject obeys the one that planted the seal, no matter what. However, this seal was having a hard time keeping together, as the woman's nightmares made her unconsciously more than enough chakra to weaken and eventually destroy the seal.

After a few minutes of this, the seal finally cracks before breaking altogether, and the woman snaps up and gasps in horror.

"NARUTO!"


Patriot-112: Oh yes, the evil cliffhanger! I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. Sorry it was not very exciting. But if you think you can do better than this...then by all means. Indulge me. Until next time! Later Peeps!