A.N Gort does not belong to me. Gort is actually a friend. I don't own anyone else either

Spiderman answers the phone." Hello"? He asks.

A thick russian accent replies." Hello, it iz Gort, I am een russia theenking about sport".

Then a voice from behind "Gort" says " Hello from Gusafanon, sorry for bad reeception".

Spiderman panics. He hangs up, runs to his front door locks it and calls 911.

Guess who picks up

"Hello you ave reached Gort pleez leev message after beeeep, beeeeep"...