A/N: This was written as a favor to my darling sister, Alliecallienip. Blame her, not me. *g* Oh, and I don't own them. J.K. Rowling does.

Saturday.....it was a Hogsmeade weekend, which meant over half the student population was gone. Minerva McGonagall couldn't help but grin to herself as she loosened her hair from it's severe bun. Before long, there was a knock on the door. "Minerva? It's me..."

Suppressing a giggle, she hurried to the door and unlocked it, quickly swinging it open. Severus Snape stepped inside, an uncharacteristic smile on his features. Without waiting for a hello, he caught her up in his arms and kissed her. "Ready for some fun, my sweet?"

Minerva grinned slyly and pulled away from him, casting a seductive look over her shoulder. She opened her mouth to make a reply, when suddenly there was another knock at the door.

"Quick! Hide!" she hissed, shoving him into the bathroom. She reached for the main door handle, then paused, and pulled out her wand, casting a sound-proofing spell over the bathroom walls so there was no chance Severus could hear through.

Opening the door, she put on a simperingly sweet smile. "Why, hello Rubeus...I wasn't expecting you today..." she purred, never batting an eye as the large man stepped into her room.

Grinning, Hagrid wrapped an arm around her and placed a sloppy, whiskered kiss on her cheek. "Thought I'd come by an' surprise ye, Minnie. Hope y'waren't busy..."

"Oh no, darling...you know I'm never too busy for you..." she purred again. Inwardly, she was groaning. 'How'd you get yourself into this, Minerva....'

Suddenly....you guessed it, there was a knock at the door. "Quick, darling, hide before someone finds you in here!" Minerva hissed, and somehow managed to get the half-giant squeezed into her walk-in closet. Deftly sound-proofing the closet, she quickly glanced in the mirror to make sure her appearance wasn't too ruffled. Satisfied, she opened the door.

"Remus?? What are you doing in town??" she asked, completely baffled. Remus Lupin grinned wolfishly as he stepped through the door, closed it behind him, and embraced her, kissing her lips tenderly.

"I had a few days off work and thought I'd come back by Hogwarts to say hello to everyone.....I know I'm not supposed to be here....." Without warning, he began smothering her face and neck with passionate kisses. "Oh God, Minerva, I couldn't stay away from you a minute more....it's been so long...."

"Why me...." the Transfigurations teacher wailed inwardly. Ever the actress, she began return his heated kisses. "My darling, I've longed for your return....just the other day, I was planning a way to get out of here, to get to you, even just for one night..." She was cut off by - bet you didn't see this coming, folks - a knock on the door.

"They can't know you're back! Here...the bath....no....um...the clo...no, that won't work either....the closet in my study!" she decided. Grabbing the puzzled werewolf's hand, she dragged him into the small study adjoining her bedroom and quickly pushed him in the closet. She automatically soundproofed the door, ran back to her room, hurriedly smoothed back her now-messy hair, and opened the main door....again.

Albus Dumbledore stood on the other side, a box of Muggle candy in his hand. He bowed eloquently and kissed her hand, then handed her the chocolates. "Sweets for my sweet." he said jovially, kissing her cheek.

By this time, the normally calm and collected Professor was worn to a frazzle. "Albus! I thought you were in Hogsmeade this weekend!" she exclaimed, while trying to smile as sweetly as possible. He grinned and shook his head.

"Nope....Flitwick took over for me. Thought this would be a good time to catch up with you..."

Apparently Fate didn't want to stop a good trend. Yup, that's right. There was a knock on the door.

"Hang on just a moment!" Minerva called, then promptly shoved Albus into her study, not considering the fact that it wouldn't really be that unusually for the Headmaster to be consulting her about something. She went to the door, but before she could open it, a silvery white figure floated through.

"Why, hello, Nick!"