A/N: Ten chapters of texting fic (in which Kuroo cannot text for shit and Tsukki is a little grumpy butt) and one chapter of... not a texting fic :) you'll just have to see when you get there.
Honestly very self indulgent and just a bit of fun :)
They may be a little OOC (because they're grown up and texting I think allows a certain tsundere megane to be a little less reserved).
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[08:47] Unknown Number
OHOHOHO what do we have here
what a lovely sight to wake up to (･ω)
Shit. I am so sorry!
My arsehole not-friends stole my phone while I was passed out.
I would appreciate if you would erase that picture.
I apologise profusely.
[09:04] Unknown Number
why were you passed out
secret underground fight club or drunk
Uhh… Does it matter?
[09:06] Unknown Number
its tru both those make u sound cool
one DOES makes u COOLER tho B)
Fight club. Obviously.
Do I know you…?
[09:07] Unknown Number
u sent me a pic of ur arse and u dont know me…?
ohoho arent we a cocky sonbitch
Considering how your texting is descending into indiscernible babble I assume you're not the type of person I'd usually associate with.
[09:10] Unknown Number
ur right u sound like a law student with a stick up his arse
which isn't, however, grounds for dismissing this fun convo
also ironic bcoz im a law student
So… Why are you still texting me, random stranger who's seen my arse?
[09:23] Unknown Number
honestly im bored af
plus ur actually pre fun to talk to
and u have a nice arse
always good incentive
Okay, this is ridiculous. Who are you?
[09:25] Unknown Number
iunno musta had my numbr somehow
mayb one of ur not-friends knows me
As long as you erase the picture it doesn't matter.
Have you erased the picture…?
[09:44] Unknown Number
if i say its hot can i keep it
In fact that makes it more imperative you delete it.
[09:45] Unknown Number
buuuuut its so cute (.◜ω◝.)
tell me why the dino print underwear
Oh my GOD, this is not happening!
[09:47] Unknown Number
r u like a palaeontologist or something
the dino print is adorable
No. DELETE THE DAMN PICTURE!
[09:48] Unknown Number
woah bro no need to yell
im serious here u have a really nice arse
this thing needs to b worshipped
plz tell me u have someone to worship this ona daily basis
Please, for fuck sakes, delete the damn picture.
[09:50] Unknown Number
i volunteer as arse worshippin tribute
i bow down to those buns ( ◜◒◝ )
Okay, you're fucking weird.
Are you a guy…?
ohohoho! i do believe that is the first bit of curiosity from unknown hottie
what u r in my phone btw
i am indeed a dude
i can tell ur gay too (・ω)
There is no possible way for you to know that from ONE picture.
Even if it is of my arse.
mayb i know u O.O
also no denial so obvs u r gay
If you know me then what is my name?
ok so mayb i lie
but damn dude id like to know u
Because of my worship worthy arse in a picture that SHOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN DELETED.
Makes perfect sense. You don't want to know me, I'm an arsehole.
i like arseholes
in every sense of the word (^_-)
lol ok ok im sorry
ill delete it
if u give me a week
A week for what?
to get to know u
Delete it now and you have a 50% chance of receiving responses for the next week.
Take it or leave it.
Either way YOU NEED TO EREASE THE FUCKING PHOTO.
lol i like ur agro its cute
someone with dino underwear, texts like a lawyer and is an arsehole
defs worth gettin to know
If you say so.
tell me the names of ur not-friends and ill tell u if i know them
just their given names if ur concerned
i swear im not a weirdo
if u have my number our friendship groups have to be close right
I'm not concerned about them, they're my not-friends remember?
Also the more you say you're not a weirdo the more you sound like one.
Tobio, Yuu and Ryuu are the likely suspects.
what about actual friends
Uh, Tadashi and (begrudgingly) Shouyou.
the energetic shrimp with a smile as blinding as his hair
That's the one.
How do you know him?
mystery solved! good work scoob (/^▽^)/
hes friends with my bff kenma
You did not just say "bff", what are you 12?
interesting why is it 12s the go to for immaturity
wouldnt a younger age b more suitable
What are you a philosopher?
law student pay attention cute arse
although theyre kinda similar
need to b able to talk out ur arse for both
Apologies if I do not remember every fragment of information my phone slash arse stalker is giving me about himself.
also ur sass is almost as cute as ur arse
aka extremely effing cute
Remind me to represent myself when I need a lawyer.
If lawyers are like you it seems like the safer option.
implyin ill b around to remind you ;)
and implyin ur gunna do something naughty
i like it
oh cute arse how you wound me (｡•́︿•̀｡)
do u have hobbies
aside from dinos obv
I really don't like dinosaurs that much.
sounds like a straight up lie to me
ive seen ur underwear remember i kno the truth
nobody buys dino underwear without purpose
Someone bought them for me. No purpose.
ppl wouldnt buy u dino underwear UNLESS they knew u liked dinos
Okay fine. Dinosaurs are cool. Are you happy?
They're still not a hobby.
What is your hobby?
u love dinos soooo cute
moooore curiosity :D
u kno what they say about curiosity
my hobby is swimming thank u for askin kind stranger
Swimming? Your hobby is swimming? That is a sport.
swimming cant be a hobby?
outside of school work (lawyerin) and chillin with my bros i don't have much time for other stuff
netflix and chill or gaming with my bff
I have class, weirdo-who-won't-leave-me-alone.
ok ^_^ ill talk to you later cute arse