Agents of B.O.O.

Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you?

You don't act like the other chickens do.

You wear a disguise to look like human guys,

But you're not a man, you're a Chicken Boo.

Director Coulson was giving the team a briefing of their next mission.

"Alright team, here's the plan," Coulson said, "we do an extraction of the laser weapon before Hydra gets their hands on it."

"And what if we can't get to it in time?" Skye asked.

"That's why Fury had me call in a specialist," Coulson said, as a door behind him opened, "Team, say hello to Agent Boo."

Chicken Boo walked in disguised as a SHIELD agent.

"Agent Boo is one of the top SHIELD agents in the country and specializes in tricky extractions." Coulson said.

"Sir, he looks like a giant chicken," Skye said.

"Actually she," Jemma Simmons corrected, "chickens are female."

"Nonsense," Coulson said, "Agent Boo is a highly trained operative. Isn't that right, Boo?"

"Buck-buck-bucaw!" Boo clucked.

"Oh, Boo, you and your sense of humor!" Coulson laughed.

"Prepare for landing in t-minus five minutes," Agent May said over intercom.

"Alright Agent Boo, this is your big time to shine," Fitz said, "Show us what you've got!"

"Buck- buckaw!" Boo clucked.

Later, at a secret facility, Skye, Boo, Coulson, May, and Mockingbird move in. Suddenly, Grant Ward broke in with Hydra agents.

"Hey Skye," Ward said, "How you doin'?"

"Better than you're about to," Skye said. Ward scanned over the team and did a double-take, noticing Boo.

"You guys realize you have a chicken on your team, right?" Ward asked.

"Agent Boo's twice the man you'll ever be!" Coulson said, "Now, Boo!"

Agent Boo whipped out an egg-shaped ray gun and fired it at Ward, encasing him in a giant egg yoke.

"Looks like the yoke's on you," Coulson said. "You've got egg on your face."

"Please don't ever make egg puns again." Skye said.

"Now let's grab the weapon and make our egg—I mean, exit." Coulson said.

"Coulson, look out!" May yelled, "that thing's about to fire!"

The weapon fired and zapped Boo. His closed and wig fell off, revealing his true feathers.

"Buck-buckaw?" Boo clucked.

"He really is a chicken!" Skye said.

"Get him!" Coulson said, "He's probably a double-agent for Hydra!" They ran after Boo while he (or she?) clucked in terror.

You wear a disguise to look like human guys,

But you're not a man, you're a Chicken Boo.