Ok guys Psychopath here, with my first proper attempt at a Naruto fiction, lately I've been reading a lot of Naruto fictions, mostly the ones with Sakura and Sasuke bashing in them and if they had civilian council bashing even better, needless to say, I have a hatred for Sasuke and the whole civilian council. So after reading so many of those fictions I decided to take a stab at writing my own version seeing as many of the good Naruto fictions seem to die young and I need some way to get my laughs, so needless to say this will be the same kind as the ones I have been reading, it will have:

Over powered/god-like Naruto, but he will have the odd challenge here and there to make it interesting

Sakura and Sasuke bashing, both those two need to be made to pay, they may redeem themselves in the anime in some form but to me, it's not enough.

Civilian council bashing. What is a Naruto fiction if these bastards aren't put in their place?

There won't be any Kakashi bashing in this fic, some people have it I honestly don't like it, the guy lost his sensei and his whole team, give him a break already. I will not have any Kakashi bashing in any of my fictions, if anything he may actually prove to be more of a buddy or brother to Naruto like he should be. And to the people arguing Sasuke lost his clan and so he should be cut slack, news flash, they were Uchiha plotting to overthrow the Hokage and possibly kill everyone in the village who resisted, they deserved it, I'm not promoting genocide or mass murder here, but they all had it coming, I am sorry Itachi had to do it, he was probably the only decent guy out of them all.

There will be slight Jiraiya bashing for a few points, he'll have to redeem himself in my eyes, the guy left Naruto alone to the village for all those years and then just drops in for a month of training, before jumping back to his 'research', I love Jiraiya as much as the next Naruto fan, hell I even cried after the Pain battle, but there's got to be some bashing for those years he was gone, even if it's just a little.

This will be a harem fiction, but I'm limiting it to six maybe seven girls so far I've chosen Anko and fem Kyūbi and Hinata as three of them that leave three or four spots open, I've got a list of girls I'm thinking about picking but I'll save that for another time.

Time warping, I've changed ages and some events to allow certain things to be the way they are in my fiction, one such change is Anko is only fourteen when Naruto is twelve, and the academy graduating age is sixteen, so if I decide to do lemons in the future they won't be under legal age.

So to wrap this up in a brief statement, Sakura, Sasuke & civilian council bashing, minimal Jiraiya bashing, over powered/godlike Naruto, no Kakashi bashing, harem/lemons yes, if you agree with all of this then you will enjoy this fiction.

This first chapter will just be the opening sequence to how this all kicks off, rather serious at some point's funny at others, enjoy and leave a comment

Chapter 1

In the Hokage's office, Sarutobi Hiruzen sat with a frown/scowl on his face looking at the sleeping form of a twelve-year-old Naruto Uzumaki. The young boy had been beaten unconscious by villagers earlier that night, and had been rescued by a passing academy student, Anko Mitarashi, who had seen the end of it happen and had broken the fight up capturing the attackers with the help of her summons, all of who are now awaiting interrogation by Ibiki, head of the T&I division, (Torture and Intelligence).

Due to the boys' circumstances, Naruto's injuries had to be treated in his office. Fifteen percent of the hospital staff were volunteering citizens doing the smaller tasks around the building, but not one of them would have passed up the opportunity to try to make Naruto's short stay even shorter by trying to end his life. This had happened several times in the past and Hiruzen had given up sending him there and had one of his ANBU with the most medical experience treat him instead.

The young Anko stood beside the elderly Hokage looking down at the still sleeping Naruto as she thought. 'What could someone so young have done to earn such a beating, I've had my fair share or attempts, but that was just beyond brutal'. She'd seen Naruto around and sure, the kid pulled some pranks every now and then, but nothing to warrant this kind of brutality, that was something else.

Naruto's young form was completely bloody, his orange tracksuit ripped, his chest slashed, his nose broken, a bust lip, black and swollen eyes, swollen jaw, and numerous other injuries.

There was an ANBU with long purple hair in front of them tending to the boy's wounds. While most healed themselves, given who he was, anything broken had to be placed before it healed wrong and the extra help didn't hurt.

Although the ANBU wore a mask Anko knew who it was, "Neko-Nee-Chan, will he be alright?"

The masked ANBU nodded, "He'll be fine Anko-Chan, Naruto-Kun, always heals fast'

Anko heard the 'always' comment and she flinched, "Exactly…, how many times has he been beaten like this", she asked not sure if she actually wanted an answer, he was so badly injured she didn't want to think about someone having to go through something like that multiple times.

There was silence for a few minutes before Hiruzen spoke, "he's here for treatment almost three times a week if not more, and this is only the first this week, it's regrettable but it's been like this for the whole of his young life".

The statement shocked Anko to her core. 'What the hell, he's been beaten like this multiple times a week, but that just doesn't make sense', "what possible reason could those bastards have for doing this to him, he's just a Kid"

Hiruzen scowled, "ignorant reasons. That's why. the villagers don't know what they're doing. They blame Naruto-Kun for things, not of his own doing. So much so that he's even adopted to using a mask over the years to hide the pain, most see him as a hyperactive happy boy who just wants to be noticed, when in reality it's just a mask he wears, those pranks he pulls are all an act. I check up on Naruto-Kun regularly, most nights I do so with my crystal ball Jutsu, only to find him crying his heart out into his pillow in bed in loneliness, it's the only time he drops his mask."

Both ANBU and Anko were clenching their fists in anger. The ANBU scowled behind her mask, she knew the reason for this as she had been briefed when joining ANBU about any threats to the village, the Kyūbi container was always a possible risk, but she couldn't speak of that out right due to the Sandaimes laws.

Anko snarled, "What was out of his control to merit this kind of treatment!?"

Hiruzen lowered his head, "it's an S-class secret that no one is allowed to speak of under penalty of death, a law I passed"

Anko tightened her fists, "forgive me for being so forthright Hokage-Sama but that's just bull shit on so many levels. It looks like everyone in the village already knows about whatever it is, so what's the point in forbidding them to talk about it"

"So Naruto-Kun and the others his age don't find out, I'm not sure how he'd react to the news, and it was the only way I could think of to give him a chance at a normal childhood", Hiruzen said sadly.

Anko looked at the elderly Hokage in rage, "So even he doesn't know why he's being attacked and beaten multiple times a week, that's just plain wrong."

Hiruzen nodded, "I know it is, but he will be told when he is ready. He starts the academy in a few weeks so if he passes and becomes a Genin at sixteen and then Chūnin after. Then I will reveal it to him".

Anko slammed her hands on the Hokage's desk trying to rein in her anger at what she was hearing, "With all due respect, at the rate he is getting beaten. He won't make it to Genin, screw Chūnin! And that's at least another four years of beatings, of not knowing why, even if he does make it to Genin".

Hiruzen sighed, "Yūgao, remove your mask"

The Neko ANBU took off her mask and nodded, as Hiruzen set down his pipe, "Yūgao, what do you believe? I know you've been assigned to guard Naruto-Kun at least once a week on the rotation, and there has never been an incident while you were on duty. Do you believe he is ready to know what we're talking about?"

Yūgao nodded, "I do. I believe that Naruto-Kun has much more intelligence than he lets on, the level of sophistication in the traps he uses in his pranks show great planning and skill, as well as a sense of style and appreciation for his work. He is hiding a lot more than just his emotions, if trained properly he will make a fine shinobi. I see no harm in telling him now".

Hiruzen nodded as he lifted up his pipe for another drag before releasing it with a sigh, "very well then, I believe I know a way that this might just work out for the best, but we will wait until Naruto-Kun wakes up to discuss further. I will tell him and you, Anko, why he has been targeted, and finally tell him and give him something that should make his life a little easier".

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After a few more minutes Naruto finally started to wake up groaning, "Ow, that hurt. Where am I?"

Hiruzen smiles hearing Naruto's voice, "in my office Naruto, you were…rescued and brought here for rest and safety, by an academy student".

Groaning Naruto sat up rubbing the back of his head with his eyes closed, "Ouch, thanks, Jiji, if you could tell that academy student I owe them one"

Anko smirked hearing that, "and I'll collect on it", she voiced looking at the blond with a smirk.

Hearing the voice Naruto's eyes opened to see the girl that it came from, damn she was cute, he blinked a few times, "I take it you're the one who saved me?" Naruto asked looking at the girl only two years his elder.

"You've got that right, names Anko Mitarashi, Gaki" she smirked.

Naruto's eyebrow twitched, "thanks for the save, names Naruto Uzumaki, NOT Gaki." Naruto spoke emphasising the "NOT" part.

Anko smirked, "whatever you say, Gaki." she grinned.

Naruto's eye twitched again as he stood up, "well thanks for the breather Jiji, I think I'll head home" Naruto turned towards the door to leave but as he did he felt a little chill, before he looked down and his eyes widened, "ah crap, what happened to my clothes they look like I've been…oh yea I was, great, just great and this was my last good set and it cost me seven thousand Ryo"

Hearing the price tag on that ridiculously horrible tracksuit, both Anko and Yūgao looked to the Hokage who's eyes were shadowed under his hat, as a small amount of Killing intent (K.I) leaked off him as he started to talk, "Naruto just where did you buy that monstro.." he started but stopped before rephrasing, "… I mean that tracksuit?"

Naruto looked back to his Grandfather figure, "the civilian clothing store on the main street why?"

Hiruzen waved him off, 'well that's another one of those bastards for the rack and a visit to Ibiki, seven thousand Ryo for that monstrosity, civilian stores can't sell anything over three thousand as per my law, and even at that there's no way that "thing" would be worth that, obviously over pricing him because of who he is', "never mind Naruto, never mind, I was hoping you could stay a short time, there are something's I'd like to talk about with you if that's alright?"

Naruto gulped and waved his hands above his head frantically, "if this is about the pink clothes dye in the ANBU uniform wash, I didn't do it!"

At that Hiruzen blinked, Yūgao looked at him wide eyed and Anko looked like she was about to bust a gut in laughter, as three other ANBU dropped from the ceiling, their usual all black attire, now a bright florescent pink as they pointed at Naruto and yelled, """IT WAS YOU!"""

At that moment Naruto and Anko couldn't hold their laughter as they fell to the ground clutching their guts laughing at the sight of the three bright pink ANBU. Yūgao looked to be just about holding her own laughter back, luckily for her, she always washed her uniform at home and not at HQ, which begged the question. Just how did Naruto get into the most heavily guarded place in the whole village to pull his prank? While wearing a bright 'kill me now' orange tracksuit?

Hiruzen hid his laughter behind his a small sigh, all the while thinking, 'just like Kushina, always pranking', before clearing his throats making the ANBU salute before returning to their posts grumbling.

Hiruzen smiled, "no Naruto-Kun it isn't about that, it's just that I believe it's time I told you a few things that I have been keeping secret from you"

The young Naruto blinked, "you've been hiding things from me Jiji?" Naruto asked in a hurt tone

Hiruzen nodded sadly, "not because I wanted to Naruto-Kun. It's that it was necessary for your safety at the time and on some level, I wasn't sure how you would take it. But I think you're ready to know now, please take a seat." Hiruzen gestured in a kind tone.

Naruto nodded his head in understanding and walked over to the chair in front of the Hokage's desk and sat down. Hiruzen nodded as Anko and Yūgao took their seats also, Hiruzen looked to Naruto. "Naruto my boy, before we can begin, there is one thing I would like to ask you to do."

Naruto blinked, "What is it Jiji?" he asked with a big grin.

Hiruzen frowned, "please take off that mask and show us the real you".

Naruto immediately stiffened and his smile disappeared, this didn't go unnoticed by the two beside him seeing his reaction.

Naruto gulped slightly, "Jiji…h-how do you know about that?"

The elderly Hokage frowned looking sadly at the boy, "there isn't much I don't know Naruto, now please, let us see the real you that you keep hidden behind that mask"

The young blond tightened his fists and his body tensed slightly before relaxing. You could honestly see his eyes lose some of their brightness and innocence as he did so as a serious look covered his face.

"Hai Hokage-Sama", Naruto responded making the old man look visibly shocked.

Naruto never called him that, he had always called him "Jiji" or "Hokage-Jiji", hearing the formal name and in such a tone took him back for a second and he frowned.

"Naruto, is this the real you?", Hiruzen asked sadly

Naruto nodded, "Hai Hokage-Sama, it is"

Hiruzens fists tightened a bit in anger seeing his unofficial grandson this serious and hearing such a tone from him at such an age, 'what has this village done to you Naruto?', "Naruto you can dispense with the formal titles, they aren't required at this moment especially with what I'm going to tell you" Hiruzen said in a sad tone, desperately hoping to see some resemblance of the boy he had watched day by day happily go about pranking and not letting the looks the villagers gave him get to him.

No not even a flicker, just a nod, "Hai" was all he got.

Clenching his fists tighter for a second before finally giving up and releasing them with a sigh, "very well then let's get down to business, it's time I told you about…" he was about to continue when Naruto spoke.

"Excuse me for interrupting, but I do believe we're not alone", Naruto said as he looked over to the bookcase, this got the attention from the other occupants of the room.

Hiruzen narrowed his eyes, "what do you mean Naruto-Kun?"

"Assuming that you only have three ANBU in this room, all in pink I might add, there is another one hidden in the bookshelf watching us right now", Naruto reported making the other three ANBU drop from the ceiling around the bookcase weapons drawn. When suddenly, a black figure, burst from behind the bookcase and tried to make an escape, only to be restrained by the other ANBU, lifting the man up he wore a white animal mask like ANBU but on the forehead was the kanji for Ne (根).

Seeing this Hiruzen clenched his fists again, 'Ne, damn you Danzo I ordered that little group of yours disbanded, and now I find you spying on me', "take him to the T&I department, and have Ibiki informed I will be along within an hour or so" Hiruzen ordered getting nods from the three ANBU as they shunshin away with the man in restraints.

When they left the Hokage looked to Naruto along with Anko and Yūgao, "Naruto how did you know he was there when the rest of us didn't?" Hiruzen asked

Naruto looked to him, "a year or so ago my senses started to become more delicate, my sight and sense of sound and smell all became sharper. I could see things in greater detail and at greater distances and I could smell the faintest smell, but also pick up on the more foul odours. I had to figure out how to cut the chakra to my nose for a while and stop smelling for a week while I aired out my apartment, one bonus was I could smell any 'extra' ingredients to any food I bought so as not to poison myself. My hearing became so fine I could hear the faintest sounds and distinguish them from others, it's so fine I can hear heartbeats. There were four of us and three ANBU in the room but yet I heard eight heart beats, I merely followed my ears to find the one who didn't belong" Naruto reported not missing a beat.

This made Hiruzens eyes widen slightly, 'perhaps it's the Kyūbis chakra making him stronger, if so all the better I tell him now', "I see, then it's a good thing I'm choosing to tell you this now because if what I suspect is correct, then both this and your heightened senses are connected."

This made Naruto's eyes widen slightly as he looked to the Hokage with a nod of understanding, as he took his seat again.

Hiruzen sighed as Anko and Yūgao took their seats also, "I suppose I should start with your parents Naruto-Kun."

Naruto's eyes widened, "but you said you didn't…"

Hiruzen raised his hand, "I did. But that was because of who they were, they both had many enemies your Tou-san especially, and you being announced as his son would have made you a prime target for assassination attempts".

Naruto nodded slowly understanding, "a-are they still…"

Hiruzen shook his head, "I'm sorry my boy, both of them died the night you were born, but I can tell you about them" Hiruzen smiled slightly hoping to cheer the boy up some.

Naruto nodded slightly and a small smile graced his face at the thought of hearing about them, "I'd like that, thanks, Jiji"

Hearing the affectionate name Naruto called him again made the Hokage smile, 'well at least there's still some of you in there', "first your Kaa-san, her name was Kushina Uzumaki," Naruto's eyes widened, "yes you take your name from her side of the family, she couldn't give it up due to her being the last of her clan".

Naruto's eyes started to tear slightly, "I-I had a clan",

Hiruzen nodded, "yes the Uzumaki clan from Uzu (Uzushiogakure, village hidden in the whirlpools), they were the leaf villages greatest allies during the first and second shinobi wars, sadly though towards the end of the second in a combined attack from the Iwa (Iwagakure, village hidden in the stone) and Komo (Kumogakure, village hidden in the clouds) they were wiped out, your Kaa-san survived due to her Tou-san, Mamoru Uzumaki, clan head sending her away when they heard of the attack coming, they entrusted her with the entire clan Jutsu library and funds, because they knew the clan wouldn't survive the attack coming, your Kaa-san was one of the most headstrong, impulsive, eccentric, and stubborn girls you would ever meet. She was fun loving and was always playing pranks on anyone who made fun of her bright red hair, ironic that her hair was part of the reason she was so memorable in the third shinobi war. She gained the title of Red Hot-Blooded Habanero, she was a master of her clan's Kenjutsu and Fūinjutsu and was deadly on the battlefield, with them both in combination and with her special chakra chains that were unique to her. When she found out she was pregnant with you, her and your Tou-san were so excited, they couldn't wait to be parents and to watch you grow up, but sadly it wasn't meant to be" Hiruzen said with a sigh

"S-So they did love me...I always wondered if they did or not, if that was the reason they gave me up, but seeing as they're both dead I can understand" Naruto said with a small frown as he wiped a tear away from his eye.

"That you can be sure of Naruto-Kun, I had never seen more people more excited to be parents than yours. Now Naruto, before I tell you of your Tou-san there is one thing I want you to understand first, should you decide to take his family name as your own, you can't do it until you become a Genin. At least that way you will be able to protect yourself when you do, and you can't tell anyone you're his son until then. It would cause major complications and a lot of trouble, do you understand?" Hiruzen said in a serious tone.

Naruto nodded, "I understand Jiji"

The Hokage nodded, "Your Tou-san's name was Minato Namikaze, but you would know him better as the…"

"Yondaime, I'm the son of the fourth Hokage" Naruto said speechless at that very moment not sure how to handle this, he was the son of the village hero, the man who died defeating the Kyūbi no Kitsune, and who practically single handily ended the third shinobi war with his version Hiraishin no Jutsu (Flying Thunder God Technique) a technique that he had copied from the Nidaime, he was a master of the art of Fūinjutsu, one of the only recorded students of the legendary Sannin Jiraiya, who had been a student of the third Hokage, but if that was the case there was only one thing that he couldn't grasp now, "why?"

The three occupants of the room looked at him in confusion, "why what, Naruto?" asked Hiruzen seeing the blond clench his fists

"Why, if I'm the son of the fourth, am I treated like the scum of the earth, why am I treated like this, beaten on a weekly basis. I was kicked out of the orphanage at four, I had to survive on the streets for two weeks eating garbage, sleeping in a cardboard box, trying not to lose my fingertips to rats. If I'm the son of the fourth why am I treated like I'm a plague? Why do I get glared at like I'm a fucking murderer!?" Naruto started as his voice rose into a yell as tears started to flow down his cheeks

Anko looked at the boy younger than her. She hadn't known about the boy's life before and she was shocked hearing it, she couldn't even comprehend what he had done to deserve this treatment, and being the Yondaimes son means he should have been living in the lap of luxury, and if his Kaa-san was some clan head then he should be loaded and yet he looked to be malnourished and dressed in the most horrible clothes possible.

She had known hell, her parents had died when she was three so she was an orphan too, but she had been taken in by the Sannin Orochimaru when she was six, he had seen potential in her and had taken her as his student and even let her sign the snake contract at the age of eight, of course, things had all went sideways a year later when it was discovered he was a traitor and was kidnapping shinobi and civilians for experiments. He had tried to take her with him when he left but she didn't want to leave, that's when he turned on her and gave her a curse mark before leaving her to her suffering.

After that night, when all his crimes were revealed. Even though she had refused him, she was seen as nothing more than his pupil after that day and people treated her like she was him. So being shunned and glared at and treated like crap she knew all too well, of course, she at least had Yūgao. She had been the one who found her the night Orochimaru had left the village and took her to the Hokage who had helped her through the curse mark. But unfortunately he couldn't remove it, it was doubtful anyone could and so the mark served as a reminder of her sensei all these years. Yūgao had become like a big sister to Anko the two shared a two bedroom apartment while Anko was in the academy, 'he's treated worse than me, but it doesn't make sense, why?'

Hiruzen stood up taking in a breath of his pipe and looked out the window to the village below, "because this village is filled with stupid civilians that can't tell the difference between a container and its content, and is full of resentment, anger and hatred towards someone who had no control over and say in what happened to him", Hiruzen growled angrily releasing a little bit of K.I at the village in his anger.

Yūgao looked down ashamed in agreement, but both Naruto and Anko still looked confused as to what the old man was talking about, "Jiji what are you saying. What container? What content?"

The old man sat down with a defeated look on his face, he was getting too old for this shit. He just sighed, "Naruto, what is your Tou-san best known for?"

"Killing the Kyūbi on the… wait both my parents died the night I was...I was born on the…then they both died fighting…but how?" Naruto rambled holding his head as all the facts started to come together

Hiruzen nodded, "you're starting to see Naruto. Both your parents died protecting the village from the Kyūbi attack. No one knew where the Kyūbi came from as it just appeared out of nowhere that night, but in truth, the Kyūbi had been in the village for many years, but it had been sealed away. First it was sealed away into the wife of the Shodai Hokage, her name was Mito Uzumaki, your grand aunt, Mito-Sama was sister to Mamoru Uzumaki, and the marriage between her and Hashirama Senju bonded the two clans, she was the first Jinchūriki of the Kyūbi, when she was dying, she passed that duty on to the only other one who could take it, the only Uzumaki left at the time, your Kaa-san Kushina, was the second Jinchūriki of the Kyūbi, because of the Uzumakis abnormally large chakra capacity and as such abnormally large chakra coils, which dwarf most Kage, even my own, they were best suited to hold the Kyūbis vast chakra. No one knows what happened, but the night of your birth the Kyūbi broke free from your Kaa-sans seal and attacked the village, and so your Tou-san did the only thing he could do, the Kyūbi is a mass of chakra it can't be killed so he had only one option left, he sealed it in the only vessel that could hold it, he…"

"He sealed it inside of me, the Kyūbi no Kitsune, the demon that killed a third of the village is sealed inside of me," Naruto said aloud in realisation, Hiruzen nodded, and was about to speak again but Naruto continued. "Now it all makes sense, the villagers, they…they see me as the Kyūbi, they see me as the one who killed their loved ones...Those dumb fucking idiots! I'm not even an academy student yet and even I know the difference between a kunai and the scroll it's stored in, those complete fucktards, that's it the next time they attack me I'm kicking some ass, to hell with running, I'm done with that, I'm going to fucking kill the lot of them!"

Yūgao blinked for a second looking at the blond who had just taken a complete one-eighty in personality, one second he looked like he was about to cry and now he looked like he was ready to take the next guy's head off him that looks at him wrong, 'what's with this kid?' Yūgao though as she gave a small smirk.

Anko couldn't help but grin and laugh looking at Naruto, "I like your way of thinking Gaki, I'll even lend ya a hand, I could use the practice"

Hiruzen sighed hearing this, 'I pity the next ones who try anything with these two teamed up, I can just feel a headache coming on from the councils screaming, and that Haruno woman's screams shatter glass, I think she's part banshee'. Hiruzen took a breath, "well you do start the academy in three weeks Naruto, and when you become a shinobi of the village there are laws preventing the civilians from touching you, giving you right to use lethal force, not that I would condone such things but its food for thought" Hiruzen said with a smirk of his own.

Both Anko and Naruto started grinning like mad remembering that, and both Yūgao and Hiruzen had the same thoughts, 'Kami-Sama help the village when these two team up.'

Hiruzen cleared his throat, "Naruto-Kun, you also have an inheritance that your parents left you, sadly their house was destroyed in the Kyūbi attack, but with your Tou-san and Kaa-san being masters of Fūinjutsu had a backup plan that if the house was destroyed, all objects in the house marked with a seal were transferred into a sealing scroll in this office. They also gave me control over both the Namikaze and Uzumaki banking accounts should anything happen to them, I've been using some of the money to support you anytime you asked for an advance or increase, due to other matters not making it possible, but it hasn't even made a dent seeing as the Uzumaki were, to be blunt. Filthy rich from their work, and as per the arrangement in your parents will. Five percent of the funds are available to you until your Genin when the rest will be available to you"

Naruto nodded, "thanks, Jiji, good to know I've got cash to burn seeing as how the shops charge me triple the legal asking price"

Hiruzen blinked, "you knew?"

Naruto nodded, "of course I did, I'm not as dumb as I look wearing this monstrosity Jiji, it was all the mask I was wearing. That, and it's all clothes the shops would sell me"

Hiruzen nodded visibly angry, "I see, well I'll see what I can do about that, do you have clothes to wear now Naruto?"

Naruto shook his head, "no, this was my last tracksuit, I had four pairs, but they've all ended up like this one or worse",

"I see well we'll just have to get you some new clothes tomorrow, for now," Hiruzen snapped his fingers and an ANBU in pink appeared, holding a black shirt, making Anko and Naruto giggle again, as the ANBU tossed the shirt at Naruto before disappearing.

The shirt was a few sizes too big but he just pulled off his old one, much to Anko's shock, he wasn't malnourished, he was actually well toned with no fat on him what so ever, he was well built for that of a twelve-year-old, as he pulled on the new shirt and tucked it in he got a blinking response from Anko.

"Damn it Gaki, how did you get so ripped? And you're only twelve!" Anko said licking her lips

Naruto shrugged, "I'm planning to be a shinobi, so I have to be in shape. When I knew I was going to the academy, I'd planned to take the mask off and show everyone what I was really like. Now hearing all this, I plan to kick butt even more".

Hiruzen smiled hearing that, "well if that's the case Naruto, I think I have just the thinks to get you started", he said as he got up and walked over to a safe opening it and pulling out a scroll.

Walking back to his desk he opened it revealing a storage seal array. Channelling chakra into it there were a series of poofs of smoke. As it cleared it showed a few things, one was another scroll, two letters and the final was a small box about the size of a loaf of bread.

Hiruzen lifted up the two letters and handed them to Naruto, "your parents gave me these to give to you when I finally told you about them, I'm sure you'll want to read them in private, but come see me if you have any questions".

Naruto looked at the letters for a few moments and then smiled "thanks, Jiji",

Hiruzen nodded before handing him the scroll, "and in this is the instructions on how to perform the Kage Bunshin (shadow clone) no Jutsu, Kushina was never able to perform the regular Bunshin (clone) Jutsu because of her massive amounts of chakra, as an Uzumaki, it's impossible for someone so young to perform it, so the Kage Bunshin will be your version of it, your Kaa-san left you her notes on it in the scroll as well, I hope it helps".

Naruto smiled, "I'm sure it will Jiji, I'll start learning it tomorrow after I get some new clothes"

Hiruzen nodded, "and finally, I have this for you," Hiruzen said as he pushed the box forward opening it up as the front pulled away showing a collection of blank scrolls and paper with five ink bottles, brushes and a scroll labelled Fūinjutsu Book One: Beginner One.

Naruto blinked at it and then looked to Hiruzen, "if you're anything like your parents, you'll be a genius at Fūinjutsu like both of them. Your Kaa-san was a master of your clan's Fūinjutsu style, and she taught your Tou-san everything she knew, it was because of your mother's teaching that your Tou-san was able to create his own version of the Nidaime's Hiraishin if you do decide to pick it up then…"

Naruto smiled, "that's perfect Jiji, I was planning in the future to actually study Fūinjutsu later on at the academy, but if I can start it early, then that would be great",

Hiruzen frowned, "actually Naruto, Fūinjutsu isn't taught at the academy. The academy covers the three basics, Ninjutsu, Taijutsu and Genjutsu, along with the history of the elemental nations and other things deemed relevant by the civilian council"

Naruto raised an eyebrow, "maybe I'm just not getting the full picture here, but is that right? I mean a civilian council, deciding what's right to be taught in a shinobi academy in a shinobi village, shouldn't it be the shinobi side and you who decide that Jiji?"

Hiruzen nodded, "you would think so, but I've got so much paperwork I don't have time to work everything, damn paperwork".

Naruto blinked, "ah, what about that Kage Bunshin? If I'm reading this right they retain all your memories" Naruto said as he read the first few lines of the scroll out of curiosity, "so why not create a few of them to do the paperwork for you Jiji?"

At that very moment you could hear a fly fart in the room and then the next second Hiruzen lunged across the table at Naruto hugging him. "Thank you Naruto, thank you! I have been trying to get away from that paperwork for years and now it might be finally possible, thank Kami-Sama for you Naruto!"

Both Anko and Yūgao looked at the scene sweat dropping and the next second Hiruzen was back on his feet coughing, "that incident is now classified SSS-class, talking about it means immediate death am I clear" he said in a serious voice.

But all three just burst out laughing, "That's a good one Jiji".

Hiruzen sighed walking back to his desk, "now Naruto, I think it would be best that you moved apartments, seeing as how your other one is so run down, I will begin looking for a new place for you to stay tomorrow, while we go clothes shopping for you"

Yūgao interrupted then, "excuse me Hokage-Sama, I believe I may have a place that could accommodate Naruto-Kun here, there is an apartment in the complex where myself and Anko live just next door, the rent is seven hundred fifty Ryo a month, and it is spacious enough for a boy of his age"

Naruto smiled, "that sounds perfect. That's three times cheaper that what I'm currently paying for rent, so I'm already sold"

The Hokage looked at Naruto, "Naruto what do you mean? Your rent is only four hundred fifty Ryo a month and it comes out of the treasury as you're an orphan".

Naruto just slapped his own forehead, "how didn't I get that, damn stupid landlords been charging me twenty-five hundred Ryo every month out of my own pocket"

Hiruzen clenched his fists, finally having enough of this, before snapping his fingers making an ANBU appear who wasn't in pink, "arrest the landlord for crimes of tax evasion and cheating the treasury, take him to Ibiki and inform the scum all assets of his are seized, and he is stripped of his citizenship and all his assets transferred under the name Naruto Uzumaki, mark them as reparations for crimes against himself"

The ANBU nodded, before disappearing. Hiruzen nodded and looked to Naruto "congratulations Naruto you are now a property owner".

Everyone sweat dropped and Naruto shrugged, "well I can just knock it all down and sell off the land, the place is a dump"

The girls and Hokage nodded, and then spoke, "right shall we go and see this apartment then Naruto, I'll have you put on the lease by nights end", Naruto grinned, "sounds good to me"

With a smile, all four of them started walking off to go see Naruto's new apartment, with one thing was certain things were going to change a lot.

Authors note.

I have been asked to clarify in reviews and PM's as to Anko's Age and History with Orochimaru, I have changed it so that Orochimaru took an interest in her before the academy until he abandoned the village when she was nine, I'm thinking he found her at seven and took her as his student, before she went to the academy, and then when she refused to go with him at nine, he put the curse mark on her as a parting gift, hoping it would kill her.

As for her age, I dropped the hint but a few seemed to have missed it so I'll put it here in BOLD, she's currently 14, as I mentioned in the very first paragraph Naruto is twelve, and then after he wakes up there's the line, ""I take it you're the one who saved me?" Naruto asked looking at the girl only two years his elder," It was subtle but there it is, thankfully most seem to have got it, if you did give yourself a pat on the back.

And to add insult to injury I actually stated her age in my opening texts stating her age clear as day.