Siriusly Sirius, that's how Sirius he was feeling right now. (Or at least that's what he told his mother, earning him a smack to the cheek for his trouble.) See Sirius had a problem, (a very Sirius one) a problem that could discern the future of all wizardkind, a problem so great it overshadowed all other problems. He was going to Hogwarts (that wasn't the problem) and he was going to be sorted into Gryffindor, he was sure of it (that also wasn't the problem). This problem, this hatefully horrific problem, this problem that had been torturing him for many long years was relevant tomorrow. Tomorrow being the start of September, the day he makes his big entrance to the magnificent school of Warty Hogs, making it so very important (more so than thousands of wizards lives) that his appearance is on point. This leads up to the question of the problem of the question of the problem... Should he, or should he not, wear hair gel?