turnabout dank

chapter 2

by jakkid166

"WTF" said wrights "HOW IS MURDER"

"cause" say karmas "ur weed smokin KILL AN INNOCENT PERSON"

"who" said wright

"a girl named" "PEARL FEY"

"GAAAAAAAAASP" said mya "PEARLS DEAD? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"yes"

"BUT HOW" sai maya

"cause she overdoesed on weed" sayed karma

"NOOOOOOOOO" said wright

"YEEEEEEEES" say karma

"ok guys lets calm da fuk down" say phoenix "maya if we wil avenge pearl we gotta FIND THE TRU KILLER"

"ok" said maya

"now then" said judge "you may giv your opening statements"

"ok shit man" sayed karms "maya fey and phoenix fey were smokin weed in the maya house, they got arrested nd then pearl came into tha room and smoked some weed and die"

"i see' said judge

"ALSO wes our evidence" said karma and he presented a bong and a lightere and a bag of weed

"wow is dat sour deisel" said judge

"NO ITS LEMON HAZE U OLD FUCK" said maya

"ok you may call withess to the stand prosecution"

"i call detectiv to the stand"

a guy in suit came on the stand

"NAME AND OCCUPATION"

"im detective jakkid166" said me

"ok testify"

"ok"

"i was at the scen to have maya and phoenixs arrested for the weed smokes"

"but then afrter they waS arrested PEARL CAME IN AND SMOKED THE BONG N DIED"

"OBJECTION" said phoenic "YOU CANT DIE FROM SMOKIN GWEED"

"PROVE IT" said karma

so phoenic pulld out his laptop and did google search for weed health effects and show it to the court

"YOU SEE, IT S IMPOSSIBLE TO OVERDOSE ON THE WEED"

"aha not so fasty wasty" said karmy warmy

"wat"

"dis weed had somethin else in it" say karma

"IT HAD HEROIN"

"WAT" say phoenix "WHERE T FUCK YOU GET THAT WEED FRUM MAYA"

"idk some bald guy with beard"

"regardess ITS UR WEED SO UR RESPONSIBLEEEE" sayed godot

"NOOOOOOOO" say pheonix "wait"

the courtroom waited

"PEARL IS FUCKING 8 YEAR, HOW CAN SHE KNOW HOW TO SMOKE WEED"

"from watching u do it"

"SHE STILL NOT STRONK ENOUGH TO USE A LIGHTER"

"WELL LETS GET HER INTO THE COURT TO TEST THAT" said karma

"OK" said phoenix

"I CALL PERL FEY" to the stand

pearl went on the stand "hi mr nick"

"hi pearl" say phoenix and he throw a lighter at er "try to use dis"

"ok" said pearl but she wasent strong enough

"NOOOOOOO" sai karma "BUT WITNESS, YOU SAID SHE WERE USE THE GHLIGHTER"

"i lied" said me the detective jakkid166 who is in this story

"BUT WYYYY"

"BECAUS IM THE REAL KILLUR" said me AND I RIPPED MY CLOTHS OFF

"dam dats a big gong" said mayas

"tank you" said me caus i was in china clothes now and i was holdin a gong and i gonged the gong

"BUT HOW AR YOU KILLER" said karma

"BECAUS SHE DIDENT DIE" said me

"WTF REALLY?" said phoenicsx "wait she was jus on the stand wasent she? FUCK IM STUPID"

"SHIT HOW DIDENT I NOTICE THAT" said jhudge and karma

"well if pearls not ded then i gues i pronounce the wright not guilt-"

"NOT SO FAS" said me "THATS CAUS PEARL ISENT THE KILLER"

"WAT" said every1

"THE ACTUAL THING THIS TRIALE WERE FOR… WAS FOR THE MURDER OF MANFERD VON KARMA"

"AHAHHAA" said karma and he jumped off the proscution desk and landed in de witness stand "TANK YOU COUSIN for helpin me get prosecute for wright and mayo, now i can hav my REVENG"

"OOHOHOHOHOOO SHIEIEIIT" said maya and phoenix

TO BE CONFITUUUUUED