Frank casually walked through the streets of Gardenia, ignoring as many people as he could. He didn't care about others, nor did they care about him. The world is a cruel place, like an endless cycle of life and death. Eventually everyone you love will die, and you will no longer be able to see the light Darkness will consume you. That is why humans are weak. We waste our lives with ideals and goals, while the true goal of life is to die. Everyone will eventually die and fall into a fit of despair and misery-.

"Hey b0ss,"

Frank turned his head, his eyes widening when he saw Pink Guy stand beside him.

"Pink Guy, what the fuck are you doing here?" Frank asked, earning some glares from several people who walked passed him, probably due to his foul language. "I thought I told you to stay the fuck hidden."

"Well, dad," said a voice from behind.

Frank turned his head, sighing as Dr. Trill walked towards him. "Dr. Trill, how can I help you this fine afternoon?" Frank asked.

"I never loved you, dad!" Dr. Trill shouted at him. Regaining his composure, the Lycra continued. "Listen, I know that life has been hard for you. But this is an intervention, and you are being way too loud!"

"I'm just talking! What more do you want me to do?" Frank retorted.

"I never loved you, dad!" Dr. Trill replied. "Also, we need to find those fucking fairies so that old hag will be in our debt again. You know as well as I do that you are cheeky bastard who would love nothing more than blackmailing other people."

"That's so… true, actually," Frank commented. "I wish Maxy-boy and IdubbbzTV were here, they could have really helped me out." He sighed.

"Don't worry," Dr. Trill said, walking past Frank. "Let's just go and find those fucking fairies."

Frank nodded, while Pink Guy and Dr. Trill disappeared into thin air once more. Continuing his walk through Gardenia, Frank eventually reached a park. Sitting down on a nearby bench, he looked at his blouse and reached into it. He grabbed some ravioli from his blouse and started eating it, he let out a few high-pitched moans and screams of pleasure as he ate the ravioli. He suddenly saw a familiar looking girl walk into the park. He watched as she walked passed him, not even noticing him.

Frank wiped the ravioli of his mouth and got up. This was one of the fairies. Flora, he believed she was called. Like a true gentleman, he first looked to the left, and then to the right… well I'll be damned, that's some good posture. He walked passed Flora, eyeing her curiously.

"Can I help you, sir?" Flora asked him politely.

"Well, there is an eternal struggle within my soul that I bothering me. My erectile dysfunction is causing me seizures and I have not gotten laid ever since Donald Trump build the wall. So, no, you can't help me, sugartits." Frank replied.

"Uhm… I have no idea what you just said, but I am sure i can do something." Flora replied.

"Nah, I don't think you can. I mean Pink Guy over here doesn't even know how to fucking talk and he has a better life than me." Frank said, pointing a finger at Pink Guy, who had appeared behind him and was having a serious seizure.

"Can I habe de pusi please?" Pink Guy shouted, rolling over the ground while Flora just looked at him in confusion.

"Is he all right?" Flora asked, turning to Frank.

"I stopped caring a long, long time ago," Frank replied, shrugging. "Okay Pink Guy, that's enough," Frank said, bending over to try and calm the Lycra down.

"Maybe I can use my magic to-."

Flora was cut off when a beam of ice shot right at her. Jumping to the side, she glared her eyes at who the ice beam belonged to.

"Icy!" Flora shouted.

"Well, well, what do we have here?" Icy asked, looking at Flora. "A fairy, a human, and… I have absolutely no idea what that is supposed to be." She said, pointing a finger in disgust at Pink Guy.

"Hey!" Frank said, glaring at Icy. "You better watch that mouth of yours! I have a belt and I am not afraid to hang myself!"

Ice blinked a couple of times, before chuckling. "Too bad Darcy and Stormy aren't here to see this. I'm sure I will be able to take out a fairy, especially a fairy of nature."

At hearing this, Frank turned to Flora. "You're a fairy of nature?" he asked, smiling widely when Flora nodded her head. "Oh my god, then I can smoke whatever kush I want!"

"Kush?" Flora asked in confusion.

"Yeah, weed, dope, the devil's fruit, you know, kush?" Frank replied.

Icy gritted her teeth in annoyance as she shot an ice beam at Flora, freezing her from the waste. "Will you two shut up and listen!"

Frank, angered at her act, turned to Icy, accompanied by Pink Guy, who had stopped his seizure to join his friend in this epic battle of the ages.

"You don fucked up, you kool-aid bitch!" Frank shouted.

"Oh, really?" icy smirked. "And what are YOU going to do about it?" she asked.

"I'm not going to do anything," Frank smirked. "But I know someone else who might want to have a talk to you."

Icy raised an eyebrow at him in confusion. "And who might that be?"

Frank inhaled deeply, before speaking up. Chin Chin, my dark lord. Chin Chin, my unquestioned creator. Oh, how I praise you, Chin Chin. I slit the throats of my parents, I shall slit the throats of my whole family. I shall cleanse myself from this family filth. I don't need any bonds when I have you. From realm to realm. From city to city. You shall pass and conquer. Chin Chin is our lord," he said, glaring at Icy as she suddenly felt an immense source of power appear out of nowhere.

"Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo!"

Suddenly he appeared. The Dark Lord. Chin Chin, our lord and savior.

"What… is that?" Icy asked, looking at Chin Chin in confusion.

"That would be the Dark Lord, bitch!" Frank shouted. "Chin Chin, kill the bitch!"

"Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo!"

And with that the epic battle started.