DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything. Not ANYTHING. YYH, Crocodile Hunter/Steve Irwin, Rurouni Kenshin, Reel Big Fish, or any other random things! Don't worry! It'll all make sense later!

In response to a reviewer's question, I was up at 2 in the morning because I went to the-jokes.com and scared the CRAP outta myself with the "say it" and the "something wrong." And I got sugar all by my widdle self!

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Yusuke - we're in an elevator.

Hiei - Hn.

Kurama - it appears that way, yes.

Black Dragon - yep!

All - * glare at Black Dragon *

Black Dragon - aah!

Hiei - can we leave the elevator?

Black Dragon - no.

Kurama - why?

Black Dragon - no.

Yusuke - YES!

Black Dragon - * bonks him with the Frying Pan of Doom *

Yusuke - ow!

Elevator Door opens.

Minna - O.o

Old Fat Blind Seal - ork ork!

Yusuke - DIE SEAL! * pokes the seal's eye out with a dolphin figurine *

Old Fat Blind Seal - o_x

Kurama - EWW! You defaced the seal!

Hiei - . . . cool.

Black Dragon - WHA-? Hiei just said "cool!"

Hiei - so?

Black Dragon - . . . . . . . cool.

Hiei - . why me?

Kurama - we shall never fall! The glory of the beholder is within our bodies! We shall be FREEEEEEEE!

Minna - O.o

Kurama - uhhh, sorry. Random moment.

Yusuke - riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Kurama - ^_^;;

Elevator door opens.

Minna - * escape *

~*~*~* RANDOM SEWER

Yusuke - * screams like girl * WE'RE IN A SEWER!

Kurama - DUH!

Hiei - * snort, snicker, laugh *

Kurama - what's so funny?

Hiei - did you just say, "DUH!"?

Kurama - . . . yes?

Yusuke - KURAMA! You sound preppy!

Kurama - O.o

Yusuke - a preppy GIRL!

Kurama - NOOOOOOOOOO!

Hiei - * nods solemnly *

Black Dragon - whatever you do, Kurama, just don't take birth control pills and run around naked. (A/N: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG story)

Kurama - O.O

Hiei - O.O

Yusuke - BWAHAHAHAHA! I'd pay to see that!!

Black Dragon - you sick, sick freak!

Yusuke - * bows * thank you!

Crocodile - GRR! (or whatever. . . yeah)

Yusuke - EEP! Sewer creature!

Kurama - actually, you're both wrong.

Crocodile and Yusuke - O.o

Kurama - that's an alligator.

Croco- err, ALLIGATOR - GRR!!

Yusuke - EEP! Alligator!

Kurama - thank you. ^_^

Hiei - o.O

Black Dragon - OH MY GOD! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!

Crocodile Hunter - why sure, me mate!

Hiei - O.O I will never understand humans . . .

Alligator - O.O

Steve Irwin - ahoy, me mates! I'm gonna rescue this here croco-

Kurama - ALLIGATOR!

Steve Irwin - err, alligator - from dying!

Hiei - it looks okay to me . . .

Steve Irwin - oh, trust me, little bloke. E's dyin' all right.

Hiei - * left eye twitch * little . . . bloke. . .?

Black Dragon - just go with it.

Hiei - * twitch *

Alligator - * is taken out of the sewer and relocated in a sewer in Bosnia *

Yusuke - well, that was different.

Kurama - ALLIGATOR!

Black Dragon - it's gone, Kurama. Its okay.

Kurama - oh. Okay.

Hiei - -_-;; I'm surrounded.

Random Voice - that you are!

Black Dragon - KENSHIN THING! Do it again!

Random Voice - THAT I SHALL!

Black Dragon - YAY!

Kurama - uhh, right.

Yusuke - aah! VOICES!

Random Voice - * sings a song *

Everybody's doin' the fish! Yea yea yea! Everybody's doin' the fish! Yea yea yea! Everybody's-

Yusuke - SHUT UP!

Hiei - * thrusts katana at Kenshin *

Kenshin - EEP!

Black Dragon - HEY! Dare you interrupt him? DARE YOU INSULT HIS SUPER- HOTNESS?!

Kenshin - O.o

Hiei - uhh, pass?

Black Dragon - that works!

Kenshin - * sings randomly *

Minna - O.O

Black Dragon - * snaps fingers *

~*~*~*~ RANDOM LITTERBOX

Yusuke - oh, hell! WE'RE HERE AGAIN!

Hiei - how do we all fit?

Black Dragon - I dunno. . .

Kurama - PHYSICS, my friends! Its simple physics! * babbles on *

Black Dragon - * slaps him * SHUT UP!

Kurama - aww, okay. . .

Black Dragon - * snap *

~*~*~*~* RANDOM PLACE IN MAKAI * cough cough Mukuro's cough *

Mukuro - HIEI? You have come back to me!

Hiei - uhh, no?

Mukuro - WHAT?!

Black Dragon - it was a random thing, yeah.

Kurama - PHYSICS!

Mukuro - oh no! its you! Yomi's heir! KILL IT! * throws a rock at him *

Black Dragon - WHOA WHOA WHOA, time out. Only I can throw rocks.

Minna - YEAH!

Mukuro - kay! * Throws . . . a cheese *

Kurama - mmm! Dairy!

Mukuro - curses! Foiled again!!

Hiei - again?

Mukuro - sure, why not?

Yusuke - I guess so.

Black Dragon - who's up for going and doing more random things?!

Yusuke - dolphins?!

Kurama - * sigh * go for it.

Yusuke - YAY!

Hiei - . . . whatever.

Black Dragon - RANDOMNESS!

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I gave in to the randomness. . . its utterly random now. So random, in fact, that I would go so far as to label this a "RANDOM FIC"

Just review me. I got bored and was random. I'd like to see how that goes over with you guys, the readers.

Flames and Torches,

~Black Dragon~